I Made It

Through September… I’m not exactly sure how but I did… and I’d have to say I kept it together better than I was expecting to… there was only like 2 real mental breakdowns but i handled that shit after business hours. I’m not even 100% they were even dry cleaning related.  LOL… We had the busiest month on record. 3 Jewish holidays back to back to back and 1 employee who took half a month off in Hawaii… but whatever. I rocked that shit. 13 plus hour days? Easy Peasy! I’m never gonna put myself in that position again… like ever.

So… aside from a ridiculously growing business there’s not much else going on… i decided that I need to hire another part time person to cover a couple afternoons a week to get me some time away. I really want to focus on not eating like shit and getting back to working out at least 4 times a week. It would be easier if I could actually get out of work at a reasonable time and be able to cook again instead of over eating at a restaurant and then coming home and not being able to move. hahaha…. We will see about all that… Not a single person has applied. Well one did… She wrote “bad management” as the reason she left her last job…. As an employer… that actually means “can’t be managed” but I digress.

I got a new dishwasher, washer and dryer… decided it was time for nicer shit. dishwasher is pimp as fuck with is pimp stick handle… washes the dishes good too… it fucking better for 1k $$ … I took a shot with the front load washer and dryer again… Last time was about 4 years ago and they didn’t work properly… Kept stopping in the middle and restarting never actually finishing the wash… I guess they have updated the technology cuz these new ones work great… and they look fantastic too!

Gotta go run to the stupid Fed Ex pick up place in Lakewood… today they tried to deliver a pair of pants I ordered… SIGNATURE NEEDED…. but at the same time they had no problem at all leaving my new high limit metal Mastercard that comes with its own cleaning cloth in a fancy box right there on my front porch…  like what the fuck right? I could buy like 500 pairs of those pants with that card… Makes no sense. Anyways… brb

My goodness that took way too long… I would walk in to that place directly after one girl who wanted to ship something but didn’t know the address and another dude who was shipping his entire life but didn’t box anything up himself… ah well.

apparently i didn’t clock out for a month or two.

how awesome is this!

appliances are sexy… and i’m definitely in my 30’s

Just two flies…. fucking on the pole

When memes make it to an actual wall!

Enough soap? Debatable.

my fabulous car and its awesome cupcake emblems!

no one as cool as me!

the only acceptable combination.

this mother fucker staring me down hard.

something’s not quite right here…

and very much wrong here.

And now for some pictures of me! Some of these were posted on this Facebook page I joined about a month ago… It’s super good for my ego… Got over 10k likes on a few posts… I need that kinda thing…

It’s now almost 13 hours later from when i started this…. had to take a break and get on my elliptical…. gained about 4 lbs from the beginning of September to the end…. unacceptable. 

So it’s Tuesday morning and I’m hoping for another slow day before the explosion of Lakewood that’s gonna happen tomorrow. At least I got this done!


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It’s Sunday morning and I’m sitting in my store washing and drying all of my personal comforters… they have been piling up one by one for the last 6 months of so…. every week i’m like i’m gonna get one of these done one of these days… and for 28 straight weeks there has been not a drop of extra time to get them done. It wasn’t even the comforters that brought me here today… it was yet another machine repair that i just couldn’t get done during the week. As I was sorting through all the pictures that i wanted to post I was taking notice of all the ones of broken machines… 17 different things. some of course repeat… i think i finally might have a decent handle on the machine issues seeing as we just bought a new compressor… 3rd one in as many years… it shouldn’t be like that. We are also unseasonably busy for this time of year… the next closest cleaners to us burned down about 6 weeks ago and there’s about 4 new townhouse neighborhoods that are starting to open up… we have just been inundated. I’m actually kinda scared for what’s gonna happen in September when it’s actually busy. Even tho the sign says closed right now and the door was locked i just had a customer… i told the first 4 people no but this guy was relentless… Very annoying… You would think coming here on a Sunday would yield me so alone time but nope… the tailor and his friend are here too… I’ve lost my entire train of thought and desire to write anything… I’m just gonna post my pictures and be like whatever.

This must be one of those new middle of the road parking spaces.

enjoying some lunch in the fire zone

the lines are optional.

busy parking lot? let’s just fuck it up worse.


let me just park my car in the middle of the road.

senior citizen standoff… neither one of them could figure their way out..

picked up this beauty a few months ago! no more skidding around in the winter!

The Sweetest Thing at a car show

So Sexy!

Got the tips powder coated!

Took a 10th off!

nothing boosts workplace morale like a 12 foot beach ball!

This popcorn looks like a dick.

I’ve clearly got the most interesting feet ever.

Favorite nails this year

Favorite nails this year

Named this one Sapphire… cuz it’s got a blue trigger!

Getting way better than i was at shooting it too!

This is the way to a girls heart.

my first build a bear! Cupcake the Unicorn

Of course she has matching roller skates!

Birthday nails!

Birthday nails!

finally found time in the last 10 years to do a photo shoot with a photographer friend… i’m in like 3 or 4 magazines too! this also was my first time ever having this kinda ice cream… i’ve had a lot since.. lol

The rest are just randoms of me in various states of undress… tons of booty pictures lately… enjoy!

Why is this post called Nipples? oh yeah…. cuz this day started off with me driving to 3 different home improvement stores to figure out a way to get 12 inches of pipe to hook up an automatic blow down device to the new compressor… like 3 different stores in the damn rain… if that isn’t the perfect way to describe the last 6 months of my life i don’t know what is… driving around in circles trying to lose as little time as possible of production and keep the customers and accounts off my ass… i’m getting through it even tho it seems like everyone is working against me… a few drinks and a few parking lot ugly cries… hopefully in a few months i will be able to buy this place and have the decision making power all to myself… like routine scheduled machine maintenance!! whoooaaa!! what a concept… like literally all the bullshit i’ve been dealing with lately was completely preventable and even tho i say i don’t have a crystal ball… most of this was foreseeable… so yeah… that’s where i’ve been.

I’m gonna try to do this again so but really… who knows? Leave some love in the comments!

It’s Never Over

I sometimes wish I could have a camera follow me around like reality TV just so everyone can see how much i’m not joking when I say my life is ridiculously busy. I’m starting to sound like broken record. So I booked myself a room in AC for a couple of days just to detox from it all for a while. This would be the first day off I’ve had since July. JULY???? That’s insane, right? Not that I should be complaining about having a steady job that pays me well for my 69 1/2 hours of slave labor a week that I put into it. It’s all good tho. I do enjoy it….

Where did I leave off… November 21st… actually a lot of things have happened since then… I took my boilers license test and passed it. I still have not gotten the actual license in the mail yet… but it is the state of NJ so I guess 4 months is acceptable. (not really). Around the same time I applied for my fire arms ID card… I got that in 6 weeks and I’ve been shooting a pretty little Walthers PK380 a couple times a week now… my shots are starting to end up in the same place instead of all over the target. Bought a membership to a range and everything. The people there are super nice… but then again everyone carries a gun.

The holidays were decent this year… I didn’t go overboard on the spending but I went way too far on the eating… let it get super out of hand into the new year… the day after the super bowl I joined weight watchers… I know, I know… i’m not fat… I don’t think i’m fat… I just KNOW I can do much better… fast forward 4 weeks and i’m down 13.1 lbs. So yay me! And don’t worry… I’ve still got “dat ass”. lol I was strictly informed that I was not to lose that.

So here i am… been down here 24 hours now and it’s gotta be the worst weather imaginable for being 50 miles away from home… I’ve gotten about 30 NIXLE alerts that pretty much Lakewood and Brick are experiencing a mini weather apocalypse. floods, hail, lightening strikes… ugh… at least I don’t have to deal with any of that until tomorrow at like noon.

So yeah… 24 hours away from it all is about how long my brains needs to reset and be able to sit down on my computer and type away here… I’ve got some videos that Danielle took last night… not sure how great this wi-fi is gonna be at uploading them… i won like 40$ playing black jack so maybe i’ll spring for the better connection. we will see… cuz part of that is figuring out how to even do that… I feel like the older I get the less i’m able to figure out basic technology.

just checked my dropbox… absolutely nothing has uploaded from my phone to my computer… also it’s definitely flooding outside my window… good thing i’m on the 8th floor. my original plan for the day was to take a uber to the outlets lol.. what a joke… the ride home tomorrow is probably gonna suck too… especially with my fancy rear wheel drive sports car. oh well. at least it will look good skidding up the parkway.

i’m gonna mess with this moby picture app for a little while and see what i can accomplish with these videos.

well, I started with trying to send one from my phone… i’m not really sure if it’s working or not and I cannot find anything on my phone like a progression bar… i’m just gonna wait a while and refresh the website on my computer… good thing all I have is time right now… maybe i’ll go through the pictures I already have on my computer and at least move them into a “to be uploaded” file.

so… it literally sounds like who ever is in the room above me is actively trying to crash through the floor into my room… the wind is crazy right now… also there is a giant crack in the outer pane of glass in one of these windows… it looks like a smiley face. anywhoo… it’s been enough time, I think, to determine that the 40 second video I tried to upload is not uploading.

she’s so pretty when shes’s clean… vrooom!

My car comes with cool timers to play with… i think i’m about .2 seconds away from the lowest it can go.

so if i do this one photo at a time it works slow but at least it works… slow and steady. i wonder what will run out first… things to upload or the amount of taylor swift songs i have playing on my itunes. lol

The Princess Kristina (PK380)

shooting with the car group.

3rd video of 7 uploading… i’ll make a separate post for those, perhaps… or maybe just add to the bottom of this one.

i look okay in the morning lol

Kristina NoPants… one of my favorite shirts

1 of my butt


and here’s another!

so i took this picture to see my weight loss progress… and one day my employee was like… hey do you have a picture of your shoe wall so i can show my friend? and i was like yeahhhhh butttttt…..

so… i did a little edit… and she sent the picture… and somehow her friend didn’t even notice… hahahahahaha

so… we’ve come to an impasse… I’ve run out of photos to upload but my videos are still going… I’ve still got some Taylor Swift songs tho… maybe i’ll order that strut bar I want for my car so I can drive even more like an asshole on curves… what I should buy is a fucking tank to get home in…

here’s the smile crack in the window… i feel like it’s kinda ironic because if this goes…. no ones gonna be smiling.

Video 1

Video 2

Video 3

Video 4

Video 5

ran out of songs… on to Pitbull songs… there’s tons of those so i’ll be good till like midnight… I halfway wanna go to the pool bar later but I also do not want to be cold and I don’t really have an appropriate outfit that can look good and keep me warm at the same time… maybe i’ll go look around the stores they have here…

Video 6

I just ate a sugar free jello… it’s actually pretty good… it’s been so long since I’ve had regular jello that I don’t even remember what i’m missing.

Video 7

so that’s it for now… I know I say this all the time but i’ll try for more frequent updates… we will see!


One Meeeeelion Views

So my page hit one million views! that’s pretty awesome! thanks everyone for following me!

i have some pictures that i took the same day i made the last video. i’m gonna post those in a little while. i’m also debating having breakfast now instead of waiting until 10. i’m sure if i make it now i’ll get a bunch of customers and it will be cold. but if i wait until 10 that’s about when the boss should get here because he’s driver today. he tends to become super helpless when he has to do jobs that require work. i see a customer coming in…

so my car is at the dealer getting serviced. it’s been there since yesterday morning and i’m starting to have like separation anxiety from it. i’m not 100% confident in the people there… i have no idea their ability to fix cars but if i base it on their ability to return phone calls and not lose appointments, it sucks. fingers crossed on that one.

i took my boiler test last week. won’t get the results for a while. like in the world of instant everything waiting 3 weeks is absurd. the entire process thus far has been absolutely insane. i cannot wait until it’s over.

grumble cakes just opened the damn front door. it’s cold as fuck in here now. it was toasty.. now it’s not. bah!

ughhh and more customers… see it’s a good thing i didn’t try to eat breakfast.

this is why i can never get around to making more posts… too many people coming through here lately… i guess from a business standpoint that’s good… but from a tits and ass standpoint it’s very bad. just had a customer tell me that it’s too early for me to be wearing winter clothes… he likes it better when he can see cleavage. lol… old dudes are funny as hell.

well i guess that’s it for now… leave some love in the comments!