Slow Day

Work has slowed down a lot this month… it’s nice for my brain to have the break… it’s given it time to wander into some interesting places… first and foremost… i’m now filling my time with binge watching netflix… this used to be something i’d fill downtime with at work on my computer… now that i bought the smart tv it’s literally consuming my life… i finished csi miami and now i’m about 17 episodes into fringe… i kinda have a weird relationship with netflix… part of me is like… Thanks, Netflix, for only giving me 20 seconds to decide if i wanna waste another 45 minutes of my life doing this… the other part of me is like… my goodness, Netflix… you’re making me wait 20 seconds before you start the next episode… IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MEEEE!!!!  haha… so yeah…

i joined a gym… again… i’ve been going too… tightened up my diet big time… cut out sugar, bread, milk, cereal, and anything that tastes good… i’ve gained 2lbs. not very motivating…. whatever… keep on swimming…

my most profound thought of the day came earlier today… one of my friends was telling me about her constant battles with a family member always trying to push god on her… after the “they should mind their own fucking business” comments and this great idea where i told her to every day just call her or send her links about food she absolutely thinks is disgusting and try to convince her otherwise… it then dawned on me that this entire god thing is like the original multi-level marketing scheme… and we all know how i feel about that… then i was thinking about it a little longer… pretty much every single person that i see on facebook trying to get other people to buy into their mlm also posts a ton of god christian religious shit… and since this is my blog and i’m always right in my theories… weak minded people need these things… i’m glad i’m not like that… unequivocally, amazingly, inspirational, motivational, OMG your the best (cuz they never use the right one). Grateful, envision, resonate. okay… i’m done poking fun at what only works if you pay a lot of money for it and then harass your friends and family and then go on free trips with other idiots to talk about how awesome everyone in the room is, make a few posts via buffer and then like this is the only product that will ever work on every person on the planet and everyone needs it no other product, diet, workout plan in the history of products, diets and workout plans has ever worked…. basically that entire last rant can be re-written with church words…

i’m so fucking bored today… and cold…

anyways… i have some netflix and get paid to attend to…

Snow Storm

Well… it’s monday morning and i’m sitting at work… i’m so friggin bored… as usual the landlord did a horrible job plowing this parking lot… i’d say from a birds eye view it probably looks like the art work of a 2 year old… only 1 girl called out in my store today… i don’t really need her tho, so it works out… the other store i’m pretty sure everyone but 1 person called out… and they are the people who live the closest. lazy really. i’m just glad to be out of the house… was going a little crazy being inside for lets see… friday night at 6pm till monday at 7am… there was a part where i went outside and dug out a few cars with my neighbors… we were also day drinking.. that was fun… several naps… did the laundry… did all the dishes… i actually cooked every meal all weekend… kinda makes me wish i had one of those lives that i could do that all the time… i’ve probably got some pictures to post of people parking badly…

This guy didn't do anything wrong... his license plate is just questionable...

This guy didn’t do anything wrong… his license plate is just questionable…

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20160109_101304here is an example of shit i do not tolerate on my facebook page. not even his first offense… this time i mean bidness.

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so… we know that there was a massive blizzard here two days ago and that basically every single road in every single neighborhood is an absolute disaster… well… i just had a guy come here – park in the fire zone – to come in and tell our tailor in person that he does excellent work… not to conduct an ounce of business… STAY THE FUCK HOME!! There is absolutely no need for that…

here’s a few randoms of me

slightly intoxicated in AC

slightly intoxicated in AC

work selfie

work selfie

 

car selfie

car selfie

being silly

being silly

nekked

nekked

From the snow storm...

From the snow storm…

putting a few new ones into snapchatter in a bit and also a bunch in the SMH sections… new stupidity around every corner!

one more that i just took

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Try This Again…

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laundry day

laundry day

titties in the dark

titties in the dark

me and Beary

me and Beary

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ooh what's down there?

ooh what’s down there?

no pants

no pants

no shirt

no shirt

no bra

no bra

no undies

no undies

nekked

nekked

couch selfie

couch selfie

before my friends wedding

before my friends wedding

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after the wedding

after the wedding

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boobies!

boobies!

did a photoshoot for a friend

did a photoshoot for a friend

back on Beary

back on Beary

super tired in the diner

super tired in the diner

fresh out the shower

fresh out the shower

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playing around

playing around

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bathroom work pic