Mr. Fuck Me Eyes…

Geezus fucking christ you are so fucking sexy i don’t even think you know it… well except for the fact that i told you the other day that you have pretty eyes… omg… total word vomit on my part… i don’t know what came over me (yes i do… you’re so fucking fine you make the neurons in my brain not fire properly)… i love how retarded and clumsy you get when you come in here… can’t even hang a hanger in the back seat of your car try try try again… stick it in the trunk… i totally saw all of that…  it seriously takes a fuck ton of energy on my part not to trip over something or drop something or say something stupid… ughhhhh i wish you would pull me over on the parkway one day and fuck me up against a tree in the woods… hahaha…. or even just sleazy motel sex would be fine too… idc… i want you.  ps i knew it was you on the phone this morning… it made my pussy tingle just answering it…

Trying Something Out

and rambling about nothing while i do it…

Alrighty… signed up for a MobyPicture account… it says their maximum download is 100MB but they allow adult content… also it was super easy to link it to my wordpress account. so i’m trying to upload my blowjob video… it’s 856MB  lol….

i burned the shit out of my hand this morning… i took my bowl of oatmeal out of the microwave fumbled it a bit (much like my wonderful football team, the jets, does with the football) tried to catch it… oatmeal stuck all over my hand the bowl fell on the floor and oatmeal splattered everywhere… like even on the ceiling… what a fucking mess… also my hand hurts really bad. =(  i’m so clumsy lately. i wonder if i should see a doctor for that.

the video is at 25%… i hope this works… i guess i’m gonna have to start filming shorter videos on a lesser piece of equipment… like my cellphone or something. that will make the file smaller. at least i’m getting a good lesson on how all this crap works.

the spam comments.  to answer your question… i have NO idea where they all came from or who would even take the time to post shit like that… i’m glad to know whatever automated computer system did that thinks my blog is very informative and my articles are well written, useful for college essays and of course will be recommended to to their cousins, daughters, and friends. haha! i’d change the setting to make it so i have to approve all comments but what’s the fun in posting a response if you have to wait to see it?

38% on the video.  i really hope it works. i’m sitting at work right now. it’s not even 8am yet. overcast outside and i’ve had 1 customer. who pissed me off… she came in at 7:15 and told me my signs said closed. prolly because the store doesn’t open til 7:30. lol… maybe she should have taken a closer look at the sign… i never mind when a customer comes in early but don’t tell me what i’m doing wrong…

oooh mr. no shirt is walking in!!… maybe this day won’t be as shitty as it started! mmm so sexy… then my american psycho customer came in… he’s sexy too… totally reminds me of christian bale talking about phil collins while two hookers lick each others asses… i asked him once if he owned a chainsaw… he prefers assault rifles… haha!!  my mind has wondered too far, i think… handcuffed by one and tortured by the other… kinda like that duel action liquid plumber commercial gone terribly wrong… omg… next subject.

there seems to be some issues with my upload… prolly cuz it’s 8.5x’s the max size… i’ll try something else later. i think this might work out tho because there terms of service (i actually read them)  said nothing about adult content! yay!!

i know everyone is expecting more pictures and videos and i feel like i’ve made some progress towards that…. don’t be disappointed… it’s coming! and you will be too!


Every single morning for as long as i can remember i wake up roll out of bed and look out the window to see the weather…. for the last 3 days i wake up to make sure everything is still there. it’s incredible the devastation the jersey shore has encountered from hurricane sandy. i’m sure the pictures and short news videos don’t even do it justice. i think it will hit us the most when we find a way out to the barrier islands to see it first hand. for some strange inconceivable reason my neighborhood in brick was very minimally effected… affected… i always get those confused… i had power for the entire duration of the storm. cable tv for most of it and internet for days… there was no damage from downed wires (cuz they are all underground). a few trees split but they were cleaned up almost immediately. we were even able to take in my friend, her boyfriend and her son who were evacuated from the flooding in her neighborhood, give a hot shower to another friend who didn’t have power and allow everyone to charge their phones and computers. i haven’t been to work all week since the power has yet to be restored there. i’m hoping by tomorrow or saturday. we will see.

i’m not sure if any of my readers had any issues from the storm but i hope that everyone is okay and getting back to normalcy as soon as possible.

well… it’s now friday and i’m still not back to work cuz of the power being out… i’m honestly starting to go a little crazy sitting around doing nothing… my house guests have left and i don’t feel like wasting my gas driving around. haha… i figured i’d post some of the pictures from the days before the storm… and a few non storm related ones after.

Found this in the parking lot on the corner of cox crow and 9

pretty sweet looking

probably not that much fun to drive around here with all the potholes tho!

same problem, different plaza!

only good thing to come out of this disaster… my cabinet is no longer one.

i’m listening to all the news reports about the looting and robbery right now… there was another about people impersonating jcp&l workers to break into peoples’ homes… to all those people…. go take a ride on the casino pier roller coaster. seriously… those victims have it bad enough as it is… don’t add insult to injury.

here’s some silly webcam pics i just took! haven’t really had much time to do anything else!  i hope no one is too disappointed!