why is it that cashiers at grocery stores always insist on touching your baked goods? like you can’t just take a person’s word for it that there is 2 bagels and muffin? the bag is clear… holding it up should be acceptable. no one wants your nasty money handling raw meat touching dirty hands on their pastries… i assure you, i don’t really think anyone is gonna lie about that… also there is no fucking way you’re putting a paid sticker on it… gross.
i’m excited to announce that i will no longer be spending my afternoons and nights in laundromats watching Mexican tv… we got a brand new top of the line 65lb washing machine! 13k well spent!
If washers could be sexy…. this would be the hottest thing ever…
sadly, it didn’t even make it 24 hours before the owners brother fucked with it. he took a wrench to the inside where the water comes out and gouged out the plastic ring. then stuck a screw driver into the water holes… ughhhhh… i wanted to cry… like literally there was almost tears… and then a fuck ton of curse words from my boss… we then decided to hide the cycle sheet behind a calendar on the wall so he doesn’t touch it.
now that things have calmed down a little bit at work i’m hoping to get some more blogging done!! yay!!
so this morning i added up all my Christmas shopping expenses so far… $1580.00… UGH… lol… so if anyone wants to buy me some money for Christmas i will be accepting gifts!
okay so it’s kinda busy here today… 45 minutes has gone by since the last sentence i typed… i’m not giving up yet tho!
got out of the car to look and left it there anyway
people can’t park.
100 years old.
if you’re so worried about your car smelling like smoke that you stick your entire head out the window, perhaps you shouldn’t smoke in the car at all… ijs
full of himself NYC lawyer?? i wonder if you get a refund if you get convicted?
prolly shouldn’t take that curve too fast in the rain eh?
the guy installing the 15 minute parking signs… he was there more than 15 minutes…
she’s like… in the spot… but this is just weird.
so, we’ve got microsoft and microsemi… i’m starting a fetish porn company dedicated to really small penises… can anyone guy what the name will be?
guess those first 12 open spots weren’t good enough…
no hope for the human race.
gets parking spot for deliveries… uses it for personal car… real nice…
gee, how did that get there??? lol…
really bad parking at the bank. if your truck is that big you’re not entitled to park in the smaller spots…
a very sexy customer made this for me =) it didn’t fly.
found these in someones pocket… sent them to my boss… i think he’s still enjoying them…
someone asked for a picture of me in a fitting room… this blouse did not fit. lol
well… i’ve successfully made it till 11:15 without doing any work… gotta go earn my check now!