A Little Bit Stupid

I think both of us are gonna need a fresh pair of undies today… Mr. Fuck Me Eyes has a similar affect on my worker too… She describes him as having wolf eyes… I go with you can’t look directly at him cuz it’s like looking straight into the sun… During a solar eclipse… I was pulling into work today when I saw a state trooper SUV in the front parking spot… Raced around to find a parking spot and get inside so quick I literally forgot to shut my car off… Had to tell myself to breathe a few times to not look like a hyperventilating idiot when I got in the door… It was a nice change of pace tho, me coming in while he was standing there… Got to check out his ass for the entire 50 foot walk across the street… Something about a gun holstered around a thigh is super hot… I swear one day I’m gonna be here alone when he comes in and I’m gonna pounce in him like a cougar who hasn’t had a meal in weeks. As it turns out my worker also has stupid conversations with him too… Maybe it’s not us… Whatever… Not everyone can be smart and hot at the same time and it certainly doesn’t make me want him any less. One day…. Onnneeeee dayyyyy…. Hehe

The Definition Of Flirting

this is not it. any guy who says to me they are just joking is such a fucking liar… who the fuck jokes about wanting to fuck a girl? no one… have you ever walked up to an ugly fat girl and was like… let’s hook up? NO because the ultimate goal for single guys is to get pussy. if i said let’s fuck would you then be joking? no freaking chance.

  • And u aren’t married lol

  • Yeah but it’s been 9 years so I think that’s common law

  • And what happens in Ac stays there that’s the law since 2000 lol

  • I see. I’m still not a cheating asshole so the answer is no

  • Lmaooo relax wow can’t even joke n. flirt. Geeez lol

  • i’m not 100% sure but i don’t think the definition of flirting is try to get a girl who is with someone and very clearly doesn’t want to sleep with you to sleep with you. just saying.

  • Omg go to sleep I was joking wow. Relax I don’t want u. I’m just a flirt

  • 1 don’t be rude. Two maybe I believe that you’re actually only flirting if it wasn’t the only thing you ever brought up

  • Enjoy your weekend

  • And maybe when you can understand that insulting a girl who just doesn’t want to sleep with you it’s very nice I’m not tired I don’t need to go to bed when you can figure that out maybe you can message me again

    I can’t imagine that technique ever works for you

  • Wow u need midol. U arent my type. U are a cutie but after we met u deff aren’t my type so relax. Why can’t u understand I don’t want u I’m just a flirty guy. I got woman trust me. I don’t need a attention seeking woman from fb
    This online thing is a joke.

  • see what i mean… absolutely no respect for women but i guess that’s why you probably pick up piece of shit whores with no self esteem and daddy issues… i get it… you hit on me i’m strong you think an insult will make me want your dick… it didn’t and now you back track saying i’m not your type… i don’t need a midol, sweetie, you need a clue.


Sweet Anti-Jesus!

I’m finding myself strangely attracted to this Jewish guy that comes in here… Today he’s like can I have the discount even tho I’m not paying and I was like yeah since you asked so nicely… Then he made a comment that he misses his jeans and t shirts so I’m thinking that maybe he’s not really a jew maybe he’s one of those guys that pretends to be to do business in Lakewood.. or maybe he converted for some reason…  Lol… he’s kinda hot and smooth and I’m not sure why but watching him smoke a cigarette was strangely erotic… I must dig deeper into this… Lol.

Omfg no lie he just called here because he wanted to apologize for leaving the plastic balled up behind the register… Yeah guess there’s no mystery there.. Mozel Tov!!

anyways… so last night we were at it again! took some pictures for Valentine’s Day!

that thing between my legs is not part of my body…it is in fact the door handle for the cabinet lol

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!