Problem Solved… Maybe

okay… i know it was totally annoying to sit and wait for everything to load… so i think i fixed it… i changed the setting from 10 posts per page to 3… this way at anytime it should only be 1 or 2 posts with a lot of pictures instead of 6 or 7… i think it’s also taking longer because i’m using a camera instead of my cellphone… better picture quality longer loading time… meh…

another thing that’s not right… i haven’t been getting the e-mail notification for comments… not sure why but i think that’s a project for another day…one thing at a time and all.

i got to meet one of my followers the other day.. turns out he works in the same plaza as me but on the end. he helped me fix my on going cellphone issues… we had a lovely time chatting about the parking lot and my website and, of course, my favorite topic… PORN!! lol… i love porn… he loves porn… everyone loves porn! been watching a lot of porn lately… i don’t know why but i’ve been like super horny… thursday… masturbated for like 2 hours straight… well not straight… had like 92 interruptions because my phone kept ringing… last night too… no interruption that time… which reminds me.. i need to buy batteries…

anyways… it’s Saturday morning… (and i literally just spelled saturday wrong about 4 times in a row… guess i should prolly go back to second grade today) there’s snow on the ground and i’m at work… there are no customers yet… that’s kinda okay tho because it means the door isn’t being opened all the time… i seriously cannot wait until the summer… people think i’m nuts but i love it when it’s ten trillion degrees in here..had a lady last night hold the door open and crash her shopping cart into the frame a few times before she was able to get it in here… all the heat escaped and the 60mph wind gusts found a new home inside my store… i wanted to run her over with the shopping cart. some people are really inconsiderate.

it just got really bright outside… i hope the sun melts the rest of the snow off of Max… he was a complete mess this morning… it took me 30 minutes to do a mediocre job… sure beats the guy that was driving in front of me on 70… literally only removed the snow that the defrosters took care of… couldn’t even see brake lights… i hope that mother fucker drives through Lakewood and they give him like 9 tickets… one for being lazy of course… i guess a failure to remove snow ticket is essentially a lazy asshole ticket anyway…

i’m thinking about taking some Valentines Day pictures…. any suggestions would be welcomed!

i have to pee… again… this is so annoying… and prolly tmi but idk… brb. lol

figures… no customers for over an hour and as soon as i go in there one comes in…

i’m so bored today… i think i’m gonna switch over to netflix for a while… just finished watching 3 seasons of the league… i REALLY want to watch season 4 but it’s not available anywhere =(  not fair…

well… just had to drive to Lakehurst… wasn’t really part of the plan considering we have a fucking delivery driver… with the memory of a goldfish… the other day i told him to keel over and die because he’s fucking useless… told him to drive the dry cleaner mobile into a fucking wall and die… it sounds a little harsh but this dude seriously does what ever he can to fuck up everything… so annoying…

alrighty… it’s 11:09 now… i’ve watched 3 episodes of how i met your mother… i think i’m gonna get out of here…

Bored At Work…

I just tried to apply makeup to my eyes using the image from my webcam like a mirror… it’s the opposite and my brain just can’t figure it out… i really wish this lady that’s trying on 100 vests would hurry up already… my face is uneven. lol.

i just wanted to let everyone know that not everything i post as far as videos and pictures are gonna be of nakedness… seriously… it’s not nice that this stuff is up here for free and people complain. i’ve always tried to accommodate all of my followers… even the ones who like me for my quick wit and dark sense of humor. =)

i booked my room for AC!! these next two weeks are gonna crawl by… can’t wait to get my spa day!!

so i’m gonna test out a feature on here that lets me make picture galleries… I’m calling this one Park It Like You Paved It.

fuck that… it’s way annoying to look at each picture like that… just gonna stick to what works…

She actually parked here to come into my store AND the dollar store..

It’s only a C class buddy…

The art of backing in should be rehearsed in private before unleashing it on the world.

i get the lines might be hard to see with the snow but the island isn’t. and straight is straight no matter what the weather…

i can totally understand how parking the car 7 feet more to the right would be an issue.

and some more… not of parking…

this guy feeds the birds everyday…

i hope one day they all poop on him at once

this guy got 3 giant bags like this in 2 days… makes me wanna have packing peanut wrestling… or at least fill someones car with them

not a good sign… they were both in the fitting room… he advised me to NEVER EVER GET MARRIED!!! STAY SINGLE!!!   haha… just noticed i’m in the picture too! matching shoes and shirt!

Look at this asshole standing out there in the freezing cold holding a sign up…

that’s all i’ve got for now!