Or… Orrrr…. Just Hear Me Out….

I love my followers… but i also love my haters… cuz like they give me the opportunity to really unleash some top notch common sense and other general belittling to their character flaws…. here’s a prime example of someone who really shouldn’t say mean things.

Anonymous on said: Edit

you need to take this website down asap, you’re nothing but an attention whore and you’re disgusting.

First of all… I don’t consider advice from people who choose to remain anonymous… moving along…

*******oh my goodness breaking dry cleaners news********

One of my Jewish customers was just in the front of the store and Nick comes up from the back and says… “oh just the guy i wanted to see… I’ve got a question for you but i don’t mean any offense by it… i know what the the n word is and what the k word is but what does kike mean?” !!!!!!??????? like seriously??? I’m not exactly down with all the racial slur lingo but if you need to know the definition of something like that why the fuck would you insult someone while doing it? like what is wrong with that dude???

*******we now return you to your regular scheduled ranting*******
Websites don’t seek people out. Typing the address in your browser is completely optional. And I’m pretty sure the entire theory of the internet is based on people seeking something or another out… so if we took down all sites in which people sought something I’m pretty sure there would be nothing left. Like Google wouldn’t exist. Amazon wouldn’t exist and Facebook wouldn’t exist. Therefore, yes I am seeking eventual fame and the people reading my site are seeking boobs and good read. Win win in my opinion. Also, hows the weather in south jersey? Did you know you’ve had a Comcast IP address since March 19th 2003? See you can seek all sorts of shit out on the internet. Oh and thanks for, at least, using the proper “you’re”   whilst insulting me. Kinda funny that the attention you don’t think I deserve you’ve actually given me. Lol
Some other responses to comments…
Yes i will make a shower video. i don’t really get what’s so interesting about me shaving my legs and washing my butt but okay. lol
I would prefer no one coming to my place of employment unless they are conducting business here… while it seems like a completely shit show… i gotta draw the line somewhere… i don’t own the place so i’m gonna have to decline the offer of a random visit… but I’m sure everyone’s got a suit that needs freshening up…
that’s all for now cuz it’s like 1130 and i’ve got work like stuffs to do…

Alrighty Then

So… Auto Lenders is warrantying my car and covering the entire rental.. so that’s good… it should be back later on today… i’m down 6 lbs since the beginning of the summer and i can absolutely say that none of that is from going to the gym! it completely baffles me due to the lack of working out and the amount of pasta i’ve been eating lately… but whateverrrrr… i’ll take it. 4 more lbs to go! Whatever illness that’s been coursing through me for the last week seems to have finally disappeared and i finally got some sleep last night…  i finally got my checking account to balance out… i really think i’d be better off writing shit down from now on… i literally had 164$ extra in there! whoohoo! so yeah… i guess i just had to let things work themselves out…

moving along… here’s some pictures of despicable things…

Saw this in the Brick PD... like maybe they shouldn't tempt people by putting it like RIGHT next to the time clock... common!

Saw this in the Brick PD… like maybe they shouldn’t tempt people by putting it like RIGHT next to the time clock… common!

Different parking lot... same problem

Different parking lot… same problem

Target parking lot... this is actually the closest set of spaces too... what a douche

Target parking lot… this is actually the closest set of spaces too… what a douche

Cuz putting in that garbage can 15 feet away is just asking way too much

Cuz putting it in that garbage can 15 feet away is just asking way too much

In a travel lane and blocking an intersection...

In a travel lane and blocking an intersection…

Lazy covered in stupid with a side of are you kidding me???

Lazy covered in stupid with a side of are you kidding me???

Bam! lol

Bam! lol

This is extra bad cuz of the proximity to the stop sign...

This is extra bad cuz of the proximity to the stop sign…

Tips? here's one! get a rear everything!

Tips? here’s one! get a rear everything!

You're not trying hard enough...

You’re not trying hard enough…

It's all yours buddy

It’s all yours buddy

here’s a picture of double my boobs lol

DSC00306Have a spectacular day everyone!

So Far So Not Good…

3 video links and some pictures and a lot of complaining….

Friday was prolly the worst day i had in a very long time… i’m guessing it was really bad luck that my car decided to stop working in the middle of an intersection with my friend and her 4 year old on the hottest day of the summer… the cop that stayed behind me so some asshole didn’t run into me was really nice tho.

Me giving the cop my blog website!

Me giving the cop my blog website!

Getting put on the truck

Getting put on the truck

Hey why not?

Hey why not?

Bad Car Day Part 1

Bad Car Day Part 2

Saturday wasn’t quite so bad… in fact, it was actually pretty awesome… like how could a bouncy house for adults ever be bad? welllll… after some alcohol and all the kids gone and a ridiculous rain storm it got pretty intense…

I'm up!

I’m up!

I'm holding on!

I’m holding on!

....annnnd i'm down!

….annnnd i’m down!

man that thing was dirty and slippery after the rain… here’s a video from before the rain

Birthday Bounce

So literally like 5 minutes ago the auto lenders guy called me to tell me that the brake light wiring is bad and it might not be covered under the warranty i bought that’s supposed to cover bumper to bumper… ain’t that great… and also it only covers 2 days of rental car… so let’s see… i’m on day 3 already and they have to order a part… i love how they told me i wouldn’t have to pay for the rental car at all and also how the first two days their fucking shop was closed so that’s not even fair… ughhhhhh…. such bullshit… i guess i should just wait to see how it all actually plays out before getting nuts over it… i bought a new car so i wouldn’t have to deal with this shit… just can’t win…

while i’m complaining… while i was killing time before my party on saturday i went to home goods and found this really awesome pink couch for my entry way… i bought it and told them to hold it for me until i could get there the next day to pick it up with a van… so my mom meets me there with her van and they load the couch from the cart to the van and all down the side was these black marks… ughhhh…. so i’m like well i may as well return it now… so the guy comes out after we get it out of the van and he tells me that i can take it home try to get the stain out and then return it if it doesn’t work… so i do just that… the stain didn’t move…. so we bring it back unload it from the car and i finally get to go to the diner to get stuffed clams cuz i’m like starving by then… JUST KIDDING! my moms van won’t start at all… it’s parked right in front of the store where we unloaded and it’s friggin stuck… i seriously have been having the worst luck ever lately… but WAIT! there’s more! after waiting for her husband to come and move the truck and all that we go to the diner to finally get stuffed clams… they don’t make them anymore… WTF????

okay i’m done now.

no i’m not… i brought my left over cake to work… the girls in the back put it in the fridge! whyyyyyyy???? now it’s gonna be gross… it was in a fucking cake carrier… why would they do that????

now i’m done.