Ethically Challenged

I would just like to take a few minutes to discuss my absolute disgust with Verizon Wireless… i went to pay my bill this morning and it was 30 dollars higher than normal… so i went investigating… didn’t go over on data or minutes or anything… no new apps… no nothing… oh wait! except i bought a new phone a few weeks ago… apparently they feel the need to charge a fee to BUY something… like are you fucking kidding me??? it isn’t enough that i walked into your store and paid for a product?? you’re pathetic company is gonna charge me to purchase something??? that doesn’t even make any fucking sense!!! That’s like me charging a fucking dry cleaning fee after people pay for their stuff to get it back out.  like if you want an extra 30 dollars for something add it into the upfront pricing don’t back door your customers… so then i’m like why is it that only 1 of the two lines i bought a phone for got an upgrade fee? to which i was informed that the fee for the other line will be assessed next month… oh really???? that’s nice… that line wasn’t even under a contract… i coulda just walked away from that shit without having to pay a dime and this is how i’m rewarded for my loyalty as a customer since before you even called yourselves Verizon??? The lady then let me know that the 30 dollar upgrade fee covers their costs of transferring information which i didn’t do and classes on how my device works which is horse shit because not one person on this planet really knows how these phones work… not even the people in china who assemble the fucking things… no one can explain the glitches. no one can explain the need for resets. they are just things we reluctantly accept. So today… fuck Verizon Wireless and their shitty business ethics…

While i’m at it… let’s discuss some other things that have pissed me off recently…

Went to Kohl’s the other day to buy a couple more of these really ugly but really comfortable bras that i tried out and liked… of course… even tho they are giant retail store they don’t have a single one in my size… there must have been 100 of them there and not one 36D… okay fine… so there’s this Kohl’s Kiosk you place an order from and it gets shipped to you house. I think the maker of this machine should be subjected to a special version of hell where he’s forced to operate barely responsive touch screen computers that should actually have a key board and mouse but don’t for all of eternity… oh and if the task isn’t done in a certain amount of time the entire process resets… and the bar code scanner also doesn’t work… so after i fill out the majority of my information and search the entire website for the actual product i want (stupid bar code scanner) i get to the part that i want to put a different shipping address than billing address… yeah skips straight to the payment portion… and if you go back you end up having to manually type in on this wretched touch screen all of the CC info instead of just swiping the card. so i decide to go ask for help from a worker… of course, not a person in sight… figures… by the time i get back the stupid thing reset and i’ve got to start again… so the moron i’ve enlisted to help me out tells me i don’t have to put all my info in if i have a kohls charge… i told him i don’t have a kohls charge… so we start the process again… he tries to scan the bar code and low and behold it still doesn’t work… i let him know exactly how stupid this is and how frustrated i am… to which he suggests again that if i use a kohls charge it would be easier… I told him i still don’t have a kohls charge since the first time he asked me 30 seconds ago and told him this was a fucking joke and left… went home and ordered them in about a minute and a half from a proper device…

the next group of people i’ve taken issue with lately is customer service people that get defensive… that’s not your fucking job… your job is to listen to the complaint and offer a reasonable solution or explanation for the issue. and then make the customer feel all warm and fuzzy inside… it’s not to take it personally and start acting like the customer is directly attacking you. no bueno… this is mostly directed at the lady at the kohls counter between the kiosk attempts and the terribly bitchy woman who i guess manages the rainbow diner… (probably only because she’s related cuz it’s certainly not for her insurmountable customer service skills)  i mean like… is it really too much to ask that my food comes out how i ordered it and still hot? i don’t think so… so after waiting TWENTY FIVE minutes for breakfast food (like bacon and eggs.. nothing complicated) and seeing people sat after us eating before us i’m pretty sure it’s normal for us to be a little fired up… she actually told us to leave because we were disturbing the other customers by asking where our food was…. are you kidding me? she wasn’t particularly happy when we also mentioned that the lady behind us was just complaining that she ordered the same exact meal two days in a row and the second time around it was half the size… lol… like why couldn’t she just be like… i’m sorry the server didn’t put your food in properly and the rest of it sat there too long while the cook attempted to fix it but still did it wrong but we’re making everything fresh for you and it will be out shortly? that would have been a way better thing to say than getting defensive at a customer who had every right to be a little upset.

next… people who drive through parking lots instead of around them… i always hear people say things like… why do engineers design parking lots like this? ya know with random islands and trees and cement stoppers… ya know why? it’s to stop people from just cutting through the spaces to get from aisle to aisle… i only have one thing to say to those people… i hope someone t-bones you fucking hard. you deserve it.

and finally… people who enter a store with a high traffic volume and just stop in the entry way… like… disburse and then stop… don’t make other people stop short because you feel the need to take a dramatic pause… keep on truckin’… cuz next time i’m just gonna ram my shopping cart into your ankles… like i assume you’ve been food shopping at least once in your life… and quite honestly there’s nothing to be taken aback by in a Shoprite… there isn’t some dazzling display of art or some crazy spectacle that entrances people as they walk in…. produce section first then make your way around like everyone else… this is not hard. this also applies to people exiting the store… if the receipt is of SUCH interest to you maybe you should have been paying attention to the screen while your items were being rung up… if it’s too much trouble for you to get off the phone and look then take your ass to the side of the aisle and get out of my way…

Me And Max Behind The Shoprite

So as requested i took some pictures of me with my car

Far Away

Far Away

Closer

Closer

Sexy Pose

Sexy Pose

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Oh No! Is something wrong?

Oh No! Is something wrong?

yeah... something's wrong... can't figure out how to open this thing...

yeah… something’s wrong… can’t figure out how to open this thing…

Now that it's open... i'll just put my foot here...

Now that it’s open… i’ll just put my foot here…

What's all this shit?

What’s all this shit?

Pollen from 3 months ago? Really??

Pollen from 3 months ago? Really??

I'm more comfortable in this region of the car...

I’m more comfortable in this region of the car…

Knees are sticking to the seat.

Knees are sticking to the seat.

Sexy!

Sexy!

Rear view!

Rear view! With the sun beaming down on my butt. lol

Upside down

Upside down

Some boobies

Some boobies

Spread em!

Spread em!

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More boobies!

More boobies!

Junk in my trunk!

Junk in my trunk!

Actual junk in my trunk!

Actual junk in my trunk!

Burning my buns!

Burning my buns!

One of the hottest days of the summer and i'm leaning on metal... lol

One of the hottest days of the summer and i’m leaning on metal… lol

Obligatory eating a burger over the car picture...

Obligatory eating a burger over the car picture…

I do not swallow... in this instance...

I do not swallow… in this instance…