Hodge Podge

So i got my new computer… and then i tried to use windows 8… which, i gotta tell ya, ranks somewhere between drinking a gallon of laxative and a 1990’s trip to the DMV… i came very close a couple of times to using my accidental damage warranty within the first 3 days of owning it. so… yeah… it went back to the place i got it from to get windows 7 put on it… would have been sooner had we realized that i don’t actually need to buy a 64 bit license because my old laptop has a perfectly good one already on it… DUH… i should have it back by Monday… in the mean time… i decided to take my chances writing a long over due blog with my old computer… i haven’t got to the picture uploading portion yet but hopefully we can get through it before it spontaneously shuts down or the mouse stops working or the battery just gives up…

i read something that kinda pissed me off on Facebook this morning… i’ve seen similar things posted like this every so often… some person warns people about DWI check points and to avoid the area… how about this instead?  DON’T BE A PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER WHO TAKES EVERYONE’S LIVES INTO THE BALANCE BY GETTING DRUNK AND OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE!!!! ugh that shit pisses me off…

to answer the guy who asked me about thechive.com… as a long time fan of the chive app… (especially cat saturday)… until they start showing pictures of girls who aren’t shaped like a rail i will not be submitting any photos… the girls on there are these tiny little skinny things with push-up bras… totally not me… perhaps if one day they do a curvy girl section i would submit my pics to that… for now… it will just have to be on here…

This was to transfer 25 pictures from my phone to my blog... that's dedication... and annoying...

This was to transfer 25 pictures from my phone to my blog… that’s dedication… and annoying…

this lady sat in the parking lot and screamed at the top of her lungs at some poor soul on the end other end of the phone for over 30 minutes this morning... lots of f bombs... so not cool

this lady sat in the parking lot and screamed at the top of her lungs at some poor soul on the end other end of the phone for over 30 minutes this morning… lots of f bombs… so not cool

this is what my radio said to me yesterday

this is what my radio said to me yesterday

this is my friend magnus... who never has lunch money...

this is my friend magnus… who never has lunch money…

i can't believe these things still exist!!! lol

i can’t believe these things still exist!!! lol my reflection looks awful… ignore that…

fitting room pics!

fitting room pics!

wore this to ac

wore this to ac

 

 

and also this... night isn't complete without a wardrobe change

and also this… night isn’t complete without a wardrobe change

 

fire zone parketeer...

fire zone parketeer…

hit the sign!

hit the sign!

not really wanting that transportation...

not really wanting that transportation…

next to next to me...

next to next to me…

next to me

next to me

fancy parking with that fancy car

fancy parking with that fancy car

well that didn't workout how you thought eh?

well that didn’t workout how you thought eh?

spot not wide enough? No prolem...

spot not wide enough? No prolem…

no bueno

no bueno

shut the fuck up. lol

shut the fuck up. lol

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backwards, door open, fire zone...

backwards, door open, fire zone…

haha! hit the sign!

haha! hit the sign!

Not a parking spot

Not a parking spot

boobs!

boobs!

boobs!

boobs!

 

butt!

butt!

 

Computer Took A Shit

My computer is broken… totally splains the lack of postings lately… I ordered a new one today and I should have it by Friday… maybe sooner if I find the time to go pick it up… my old one is running so poorly I can’t even upload pictures without it freezing… it’s even worse for videos and netflix… so tragic…

In other tragic news… someone crashed into the back of my Cadillac … saddest day of my existence seeing my pimp beast smushed up… it could have maybe been salvageable if the dude didn’t hit it so hard it propelled into the next car… =*(   such a terrible labor day weekend… everyone’s like oh you’ll get money for it… I don’t want fucking money for it… I want it! The reason I couldn’t bring myself to sell it is because I love it… I owned it and it was mine and some dude (who got a careless driving ticket) took it away from me forever… whaahhh…

Also, this morning my building at work was on fire… the 30 something firefighters and police officers might beg to differ but there was smell, smoke and all the fire alarms on my side of the plaza going off to support my theory… either way… they all had a nice wake up call to jolt them into the work week…

I know this is a weird thing to post on my blog and I usually stay away from health issues butttttt… has anyone ever heard of being allergic to potatoes? Not much on Google..  maybe I’m starting a new trend…

So as soon as I get my computer and all that jazz I’ll be posting the rest of the shoots from last month… stick with me peeps!

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