not exactly sure what’s happening… but my email just exploded with comment notifications and user registrations and password change notices… so i’m going through all of them now and sorry to everyone who commented in the month of august and i didn’t respond… something weird is going on…
From the back
To the front!
Lol… in other news… cellphones should come with a breathalyzer app… that is all.
So like… Mr. Fuck Me Eyes was just in here… he disappeared for a little while.. found out that his wifey doesn’t work summers and that explains the horrible 3 month hiatus…. anyways… he still makes me so fucking stupid… today i managed to fit the word stiff into our conversation… then i looked up right at him… it was not easy… but i did it… there was another customer in the store at the time watching this entire display of really bad flirting… i asked him when he wanted his stuff back… we go back and forth on what day and time he should return… the customer then boasts… “how can you say no to this guy?” i responded by letting him know that i cannot say no to him and that i haven’t been able to say no to him for about 3 years… ughhhhhhhhhh…. i swear if it’s the last thing i do i’m gonna fuck that handsome beast’s brains out on the front counter of this store… or maybe just the bathroom or the fitting room or even on some bags of dirty clothes… i can’t even take it… i hope he comes back tomorrow while i’m here…
so that’s fun! i would assume most girls would be horrified that they found a naked picture on the internet but not me!!! wahhoooo!!! like and comment and share and whatever!