Jeebus And The Benzito

So today i’m like doing my thing at work and my coworker has this thing playing on his laptop about god… i’m listening to it and this guy is going on and on about how people should praise god and build him up… so of course in my general disgust for this shit i ask him why does someone so high and mighty need to be lifted up? shouldn’t someone of that stature be confident in his abilities and not require the praise of others? he said i should call on god. i asked for god’s phone number i’ll give him a call right now… he said i needed to call on god again… i asked for his address i’ll get in my car and drive there right now… how about on facebook? i’ll send him a friend request… does god tweet on his twitter??? hmmmm…. then he said that i have to pray to the spirit… yeah… that’s when i said i’d sooner pray to cats than something that doesn’t exist in reality… i know! i’ll go to church next and give them all my money… i’ll live like a piece of shit so the pastor can have a nice house and car…. so… i ask again… what does your pastor drive?? hmm? what’s he behind the wheel of??? a car he says… a car…  i’m sure it’s not something with cloth seats and no car payment hole in the tail pipe and needs a new engine….  and that was the end of that… Dr. Stanley… that’s the morons name who spews this shit… i bet that mother fucker has 7 houses.

let’s google… for starters… he is divorced from his wife and estranged from his son… that’s really the letter of the religious law there… oh and he makes 300k a year just from being the CEO of his ministry… CEO sounds like a business term to me… and that’s exactly what it is… business… spend your money on something tangible instead… like i don’t understand why people need this belief in some higher spirit to do the right thing… why can’t you just do the right thing on your own? why do we need a belief in something that can’t be seen to do well onto others? why can’t that just be something we do on our own and not out of fear of the unknown?

this shit really irks me…

It’s A Wonder We All Survive

Here is a collection of people driving and parking badly over the last 2 months. This stuff never gets old!

People Who Hit The Signs

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the sign does not discriminate

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and opened the door into the cart

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People Who Can’t Find The Lines

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Not sure who is worse… the van for parking like that or that car for parking behind them

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20131011_103118People That Can’t Even Find The Parking Spaces

this always cracks me up... backwards in fire zone and opens door into pillar. you deserve it!

this always cracks me up… backwards in fire zone and opens door into pillar. you deserve it!

backwards in the middle of the road

backwards in the middle of the road

facing the right way but in the middle of the road

facing the right way but in the middle of the road

middle of a through way

middle of a through way

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People That Grace Our Roadways Daily

Idiot with dog between him and steering wheel.

Idiot with dog between her and steering wheel. i hope your best friend has a good reaction time

The next idiot with dog between him and steering wheel

The next idiot with dog between him and steering wheel

altho it looks like he was moving when the light turned... he was actually stopped there.. that's route 70...

altho it looks like he was moving when the light turned… he was actually stopped there.. that’s route 70…

this is also route 70 and that's me in front of the line with a pretty green light...

this is also route 70 and that’s me in front of the line with a pretty green light…

Some Funny Shit

answer in the comment section!

answer in the comment section!

pretty much sums that up

pretty much sums that up

picks spot with most carts... opens door into cart... walks into cart... doesn't move cart...

picks spot with most carts… opens door into cart… walks into cart… doesn’t move either cart…

the other side has a similar chunk missing... guess he felt like he got too far to turn around...

the other side has a similar chunk missing… guess he felt like he got too far to turn around…

dick lol

dick… or duck.. which ever… prolly dick tho.

Not Sure…

i only take pictures of cars that are doing something stupid or have funny plates... since this isn't funny i'd assume this guy drives like an asshole so stay away!

i only take pictures of cars that are doing something stupid or have funny plates… since this isn’t funny i’d assume this guy drives like an asshole so stay away!