Happy Day Off With No Stores Open

Added some fun stuffs today! But first a rant about people that i can’t stand…

I am so fucking sick of people telling me happy easter. 1. i’m not religious at all. 2. i get 1 day off a week. (it’s always a sunday). 3. the stores are all closed so i will have nothing to do and i can’t even do my normal errands. so like… so it’s not a happy easter. it’s a very boring unproductive sunday april 20th.

i really hate when i’m waiting to make a right turn onto a road and the person in front of me is so consumed with trying to make a right on red that they don’t notice the light changing to green… then i have to honk at them and then they have to give me the finger like i was the one not paying attention to driving.

while i’m on the subject of driving… i really can’t fucking stand when a light turns yellow and there is plenty of time to make it through but the douche nozzle in front of me hits the brakes for a second. i hit my brakes, of course, and he just barely makes it through and i have to stop. why can’t you just make a choice without having an effect on me? i don’t mind stopping for the light as long as you’re stopping with me.

Jumping Jacks! That one can also be found in the videos section and on MobyPicture.

I also added a new section called SnapChatter. It’s dedicated to my love of SnapChat and myself… so every time i remember to save the pic i’ll post them here!

i’ve got a TON of pictures of people doing absolutely awful things with their vehicles. I’m gonna do categories!

Sign Hitters!

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Accidents!

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That car in the middle backed into the green car…

Fire Zone Parketeers!

this lady

this lady

is a repeat

is a repeat

offender.

offender.

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look at this asshole... (refers to the car and the guy)

look at this asshole… (refers to the car and the guy)

General Bad Judgement

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if being in this falling apart truck isn't bad enough.... he parks it like this.

if being in this falling apart truck isn’t bad enough…. he parks it like this.

parks horrible... which is not the only bad choice he's made in life considering he also lives in car.

parks horrible… which is not the only bad choice he’s made in life considering he also lives in car.

just gonna sit there and converse... while i wait... that's cool.

just gonna sit there and converse… while i wait… that’s cool.

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hit this iceberg

hit this iceberg

just gonna attend to the passenger seat before dislodging the car.

just gonna attend to the passenger seat before dislodging the car.

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A man goes into the UPS store... see next picture

A man goes into the UPS store… see next picture

his kids who are not buckled in decide to get out and wander.... see next picture

his kids who are not buckled in decide to get out and wander…. see next picture

he tosses them in and drives away.... unbuckled.

he tosses them in and drives away…. unbuckled.

Brake Lights…. Or Not….

1 brake light

1 brake light

1/2 of 1 brake light.

1/2 of 1 brake light.

I just wanted to also say… C.M.F. if you’re gonna come all up in my store and show me ridiculously sexy pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror and ask me my opinion of them… i’d like to put in a request… next time take off your pants and go LOWER! =)