Wouldn’t it be like totally crazy if everyone found out that jesus wasn’t really dead but was just in a 3 day coma? like it’s totally not a stretch considering people probably didn’t even know what a coma was back those days… for those of you who know me i am the furthest from religious or spiritual person on the planet… i don’t usually go as far as publicly insulting a certain belief but it’s my blog and i’ll be “delightfully blasphemous” if i want to. (someone called me that on friday as i described to them my delicious asian glazed ribs meal i was not so subtly enjoying in houlihans… he was planning on enjoying a lovely day of zombie video games and day drinking).
so yeah yeah it’s been unusually longer than my normal time off from blogging and i’ve gotten a ton of emails and messages asking where i’ve been…. i figure honesty is the best policy, right? so january… too cold and dark and crappy to care about doing anything except not sliding off the road in my new leased car. February… that was an okay month but then my grandma died unexpectedly and while shit like that doesn’t usually get me down, that’s the excuse i’m going with. march… oooh march… started to get busy at work and general disinterest in doing anything but work, eat, sleep, repeat. of course my on going life drama with cellphone issues and comcast issues… i know… terrible excuses but hey it is what it is… in the last few weeks my brain has like… “clicked” i’ve been saying things that normally would be filtered behind some sorta politically correct blocker my brain manifested over the last few years to minimize drama… i feel like that may be a thing of the past, hence my opening thought.
then there’s my marriage… i’ve always been the type of person to just not care about what the world thinks of me but i’ve been trying to rein it in a bit for the sake of not making my new husband look like a fucking idiot. he is my priority in life.
and lately… the main reason i’ve been sooooo scarce lately is the lack of a partner in crime. it’s really hard to find the motivation to set up video cameras and make up funny shit on my own. it’s also really hard to do themed photo shoots alone… and i know, i know… everyone who reads my blog will now volunteer their mastery of photography services to me but save it… i’m not interested in having to nicely shoot you all down (no pun intended). it’s gotta be a female with no moral boundaries and she’s really not gotta want to fuck me. or have a friend she wants me to fuck. it just isn’t productive when you’re constantly trying to not get hit on to get a project done…
that all being said… here’s some pictures of people parking badly.
just make up your own shit… like no one else is around
it’s kinda like he’s doing the rest of the world a favor cuz it doesn’t look safe to park by anyway
all this traffic and he’s just gonna make it worse…
slide right in there.
i get the truck is big but that’s still not a spot
this is what happens when you try to make basically a 180 degree turn.
middle of the roader
sacrifice the back to save the front
why bother trying… no one else around to see… except me and my camera!
they were there for a while.
now that the winter is over and people are starting to come out again the parking lot has been getting insane… this last week (which i refer to hell week cuz the jews are nuts before passover)… it wasn’t even safe to walk across the parking lot… i actually had to call the cops for these 3 people who were antagonizing and dog and making him attack. dude had one of those training sleeves on… and then the woman brings out a baby… cuz vicious dogs in public parking lots with infants are the greatest combo ever… i actually asked the dispatcher why they couldn’t be pieces of shit somewhere else? he didn’t seem amused. the crazies from across the street are starting to thaw out too… and they smell super bad.
anyways.. i found all of my Star Wars photo shoot pictures on my computer but it was from two computers ago and the files will not open. i tried letting the computer find the program to do this but it just doesn’t work. if anyone could offer me some advice on how to do this i’d appreciate it. i’d like to be able to post them soon.
this is what it looks like.
what is a NEF file? it suggests a change it into a JPEG to be able to edit it but i cannot open it to resave it as a JPEG. idc if i have to buy the program or whatever… i just need to know what to get.
well… off to update the snapchatter section!