Took These Pictures

On Saturday during and after the longest work week ever. 71.5 hours at work and the store is only open 66.5… tons of machine problems and having to wait for mechanics.  And then after all that I went late to my family reunion and the food was gone and everyone was already drunk. Ha. Left that pretty fast. So anyways…

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Spent Sunday spending waaaaay too much money on new clothes and shoes. So I’ll be accepting monetary donations! Haha!
Leave me some love!

Strange.

So… i posted a new blog yesterday… explaining where i’ve been and the lack of posts… i post it to my facebook page as a link. i block the friends i do not want to see it. and then people who i’m not friends with respond almost immediately to it. these people have friend requested me but i haven’t accepted it. so how is it possible that they are getting my updates on their news feed. super fucking weird. so basically all i have to do to stalk someone is friend request them and hope there is enough time for me to lurk around their shit before they deny my request. good job facebook. i’m sure tons of people appreciate that.   while we’re on the facebook subject… i assume that a lot of you are friends with me on there… i do not have messenger. i do not respond to messages. if i have recently it’s because you’ve been lucky enough to catch me on my computer.

thanks to everyone who suggested the nef converter thingy… i downloaded one and was able to get all my pictures back. it took over 2 hours to complete. now onto sorting through and editing the ones i want to post.

i fixed the comment section so feel free to leave some love… or lack of it depending on who you are… it amazes me sometimes that people that admittedly use my site for selfish purposes still have rude ass shit to say… it’s free. i do not have to do it. i don’t ask for anything in return. so pretty much if those terms aren’t good enough for any of you… FUCK OFF!  (that’s said in my howard stern voice… been a little obsessed lately).

so like an entire hour has gone by since the last sentence i typed… in that time i got bombarded with about 20 customers and one of my machines broke… but i fixed it all by myself without having to call tech support… i feel like my understanding of air pressure and valves is way more advanced than i even know. like compared to other white women in their 30’s with no formal training.

so my boss is on his way here… apparently he needed to escape the cunt bitches down at the other store… i was down there the other day… it’s a fucking wonder how no one has committed murder yet. they are truly the most miserable women on the planet. like if your life is so disappointing and you’re so unhappy then just make some changes… stop taking your shit out on other people.  it’s a shame to wake up every day pissed off… he says “she had her CUNTry Corn Flakes for breakfast”. haha…

on that note… back to work…

I Have Risen… Or Whatever

Wouldn’t it be like totally crazy if everyone found out that jesus wasn’t really dead but was just in a 3 day coma?  like it’s totally not a stretch considering people probably didn’t even know what a coma was back those days… for those of you who know me i am the furthest from religious or spiritual person on the planet… i don’t usually go as far as publicly insulting a certain belief but it’s my blog and i’ll be “delightfully blasphemous” if i want to. (someone called me that on friday as i described to them my delicious asian glazed ribs meal i was not so subtly enjoying in houlihans… he was planning on enjoying a lovely day of zombie video games and day drinking).

so yeah yeah it’s been unusually longer than my normal time off from blogging and i’ve gotten a ton of emails and messages asking where i’ve been…. i figure honesty is the best policy, right? so january… too cold and dark and crappy to care about doing anything except not sliding off the road in my new leased car.  February… that was an okay month but then my grandma died unexpectedly and while shit like that doesn’t usually get me down, that’s the excuse i’m going with. march… oooh march… started to get busy at work and general disinterest in doing anything but work, eat, sleep, repeat. of course my on going life drama with cellphone issues and comcast issues… i know… terrible excuses but hey it is what it is… in the last few weeks my brain has like… “clicked” i’ve been saying things that normally would be filtered behind some sorta politically correct blocker my brain manifested over the last few years to minimize drama… i feel like that may be a thing of the past, hence my opening thought.

then there’s my marriage… i’ve always been the type of person to just not care about what the world thinks of me but i’ve been trying to rein it in a bit for the sake of not making my new husband look like a fucking idiot. he is my priority in life.

and lately… the main reason i’ve been sooooo scarce lately is the lack of a partner in crime. it’s really hard to find the motivation to set up video cameras and make up funny shit on my own. it’s also really hard to do themed photo shoots alone… and i know, i know… everyone who reads my blog will now volunteer their mastery of photography services to me but save it… i’m not interested in having to nicely shoot you all down (no pun intended). it’s gotta be a female with no moral boundaries and she’s really not gotta want to fuck me. or have a friend she wants me to fuck. it just isn’t productive when you’re constantly trying to not get hit on to get a project done…

that all being said… here’s some pictures of people parking badly.

just make up your own shit... like no one else is around

just make up your own shit… like no one else is around

it's kinda like he's doing the rest of the world a favor cuz it doesn't look safe to park by anyway

it’s kinda like he’s doing the rest of the world a favor cuz it doesn’t look safe to park by anyway

all this traffic and he's just gonna make it worse...

all this traffic and he’s just gonna make it worse…

slide right in there.

slide right in there.

car-side cleaners

car-side cleaners

i get the truck is big but that's still not a spot

i get the truck is big but that’s still not a spot

this is what happens when you try to make basically a 180 degree turn.

this is what happens when you try to make basically a 180 degree turn.

middle of the roader

middle of the roader

sacrifice the back to save the front

sacrifice the back to save the front

accident.

accident.

why bother trying... no one else around to see... except me and my camera!

why bother trying… no one else around to see… except me and my camera!

they were there for a while.

they were there for a while.

accident

accident

now that the winter is over and people are starting to come out again the parking lot has been getting insane… this last week (which i refer to hell week cuz the jews are nuts before passover)… it wasn’t even safe to walk across the parking lot… i actually had to call the cops for these 3 people who were antagonizing and dog and making him attack. dude had one of those training sleeves on… and then the woman brings out a baby… cuz vicious dogs in public parking lots with infants are the greatest combo ever… i actually asked the dispatcher why they couldn’t be pieces of shit somewhere else?  he didn’t seem amused. the crazies from across the street are starting to thaw out too… and they smell super bad.

anyways.. i found all of my Star Wars photo shoot pictures on my computer but it was from two computers ago and the files will not open. i tried letting the computer find the program to do this but it just doesn’t work. if anyone could offer me some advice on how to do this i’d appreciate it. i’d like to be able to post them soon.

this is what it looks like.

nefwhat is a NEF file? it suggests a change it into a JPEG to be able to edit it but i cannot open it to resave it as a JPEG. idc if i have to buy the program or whatever… i just need to know what to get.

well… off to update the snapchatter section!