Seat Cooler

And yoga pants are my new favorite things… this is only my second time using the cooled seats… the first time I was just like oh okay… not burning leather..  I was wearing jeans… this time, however, I’m driving up the road and I’m like… wow… my pussy is like… tingling. Lol.. wtf? ? Then I was like… ooooh the air is blowing out… and since yoga pants are so thin it was hitting me real nice. Hahaha!


Somewhat Slow Wednesday

So… after yesterday’s highs and lows… so far today has been a nice change of pace… i’m hoping the girls get done early in the back so i can actually leave here at a normal hour… i wore my gym clothes to work. i am going to the gym. and tanning. and all the other places i’ve been putting off due to 12 + hours work days…

well… that was my first annoying phone call of the day… basically every machine in here is broken and my boss is dragging his feet to get them fixed. he’s more concerned with finding the cheapest person to rig the shit than to just get it done. it makes no sense. the amount of money we’ve paid out in over time in the last 2 months could have bought a new machine. he just called a guy who doesn’t even do service anymore because he lives in NC just to get his opinion… which is funny as fuck because it’s the exact same thing the last two people who were here said to do. it’s retarded.

alrighty… over 2 hours has gone by… guess i better get to putting some pictures up.

Lots of cars who can’t keep their parts to themselves…

2015-04-17 10.04.14 2015-04-30 12.21.52 2015-05-02 12.37.10 2015-05-07 12.24.28Then the ones who can’t color in the lines…

2015-04-08 14.06.41 2015-04-16 14.47.22 2015-05-07 12.32.16 2015-05-15 14.52.21 2015-05-18 14.38.51 2015-06-05 11.50.23Followed by the ones who think the rules don’t apply to them…

2015-04-07 10.09.48  2015-04-20 12.52.26 2015-05-06 18.09.02 2015-05-13 18.57.11 2015-05-23 14.22.12 2015-06-09 15.48.24 2015-06-10 08.26.35One that made me laugh…

2015-04-19 17.58.07One that made me wanna quit my job and move to a deserted island…

2015-05-16 08.02.17i posted this on my facebook as a followup to yesterdays lovely convo…

2015-06-09 08.41.55and now some randoms of me!

2015-04-05 10.08.04 2015-04-05 11.07.57 2015-04-05 11.08.53 2015-04-08 22.10.46 2015-04-30 08.01.15 2015-05-07 08.21.29 2015-05-07 08.25.41 2015-05-13 21.02.15 2015-05-14 21.04.01 2015-05-19 20.43.54 2015-05-22 21.21.57 2015-05-27 16.57.24 2015-06-08 19.39.29


Nice Improvement

Well that was a nice treat. Mr Fuck Me Eyes just came in here wearing a very nicely fitting baseball uniform. I made fun of him then made him turn around so i could check out the back. MUCH better view from the back. He asked me how I stay cool in here… I told him that I don’t looking at him. Then i laughed and praised myself out loud for coming up with that answer so fast. Lol… then he left and I told him to walk slow… that’s it.

An Excerpt From My Life:

this all started yesterday when my boss had to take the day off and the store down in lakehurst was left to the animals… i called there several times throughout the day and no one was able to find shit, do shit or care about shit. i literally asked 3 different people and gave explicit instructions and descriptions of what i was looking for. no fucks were given. so i drove down there… within about 30 seconds i found everything i was looking for and left… but not before sending a message to the person mainly responsible for my cross town trek for no real reason. hilarity did ensue. blue print is me.

4:58 PM  Found the missing rush pants in a rush bag buried in the bottom of the spotting bin.

5:01 PM Missing blue top was at holiday and the missing black dress was up front

9:45 PM Well maybe if i didn’t play so much on Saturdays u would of found them when they were dur

9:48 PM The blue vest went over today. The black dress was not missing until today and the rush bag got there saturday late. Your argument is not valid. Thanks for the wake up

10:03 PM U shouldvebgound them say. It snever valid with u. U just don’t do it job. Stop playing around and do it job

10:05 PM The truth is I don’t give a fuck

10:13 PM yup you’re the only one that does any work in the whole entire world. i’m assuming that’s what that jumbled blob of words was meant to say. If you don’t give a fuck then quit. Maybe if you did give a fuck you’d have nice things like i do.

10:16 PM Really what the fuck do u have a rented condo ant a guy who’s old enough to b ur dad whose a loser. U spend more time with him than i do with him really

10:16 PM I don’t want to b a cheap who’re

10:22 PM at least my husband likes me. And doesn’t show me with his fists.

5:33 AM My husband never me and I didn’t meet him sliding down a pole

5:34 AM He only stay

5:35 AM With .I cause ur a whore

5:36 AM Do not text or call me anymore

6:15 AM At least people want to fuck me. There isn’t enough viagra and alcohol in the world to get someone to remove your cobwebs. And don’t text or call me anymore either.

6:21 AM I wouldn’t b 2 proud of. That it just show what a dirty who’re u r. Go find a pole whore

6:28 AM Is whore really all you got? Cuz it’s not even insulting. It is the oldest profession. Maybe you’re just jealous that men find me desirable but no human on earth can stand to be near you. Your own family doesn’t even want you and that’s why you tried to live in a flea bag seaside efficiency. And you’re wrong I’m not a cheap whore. I spend more money on shoes than you have for groceries. I’ll take that over having to borrow money on a monday after getting paid on a friday. Also your grammar and spelling are horrible. Go get educated.

6:30 AM Ya ur think u have thing I still a nasty who’re anyone will but only an old man would marry. Really i don’t have shit.

6:34 AM None of that is a complete thought. Gather your words in proper order and try again. I’ll wait..

6:34 AM I heard whores make good money

6:34 AM They sure do. We’re not miserable cunts either.

6:35 AM Ok whore

6:38 AM Calling someone a whore who agrees with you is not effective. don’t you have some work to do so you can leave early to go enjoy your wonderfully fulfilling life of badgering people and living in your geo metro?

6:38 AM Ya ya whore

so yeah… i’m a whore… a whore a whore a whore. lol… i’d have to say while this wasn’t my best display of humanity… i did refrain from sending the “at least i didn’t birth a criminal and retard” text that i deleted after i typed it. i get points for that. so basically this is what i deal with on a daily basis. straight up ignorance. like it started as a business inquiry and ended in me being a whore. normally i don’t even respond at all when she attacks me personally (which happens weekly) but she woke me up and apparently my brain/thumb filter wasn’t working properly… and after that i had to see it out. I know i’m not actually a whore… but i can say that several people have stopped working down there because of her. even yesterday the presser who works down there came here looking for a new job not knowing the stores were related. LOL