The Chase

work’s busy, life’s busy, blah blah blah… Halloween costume will be on point Saturday, tho.

moving along… i think i’m gonna try to stop cursing… well, out loud. not in text. that would be a fucking tragedy.  apparently it’s not becoming. not that i really care but i suppose i could make an effort for other people. also i had this old lady customer use the fuck word to me the other day and it was a little off putting. haha

here’s some pics i took the other night.

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so anyways… i renewed my website and hosting for another year… so no i’m not quitting the blog … i feel like Howard Stern cuz everyone keeps asking if he’s renewing his contract with Sirius… i would quit mine if he quits (the radio subscription, not the blog) one day i wanna get on his show… not as a crazy person or a whack pack… but as a real guest. that’s my new life goal. if anyone knows how to start those wheels turning hook a brotha up.

I took a break from fitbit contests this week… i woke up on Monday not feeling too great and i haven’t been able to shake it yet… so keeping up my normal pace probably wouldn’t do me any good either… basically i’ve been lazy as fuck. also i got a new chair at work and i feel this is a good opportunity to give it the attention it deserves. i love this chair. my ass loves this chair. everyone who sees it says it’s a nice chair. the best part is that it’s welded steel so no one will be breaking this one. and the very best part… the top spins.. totally worth the 80 bucks… on clearance…

2015-10-28 08.37.37that pile of bags next to my chair is all the work i’ve been putting off while writing this post. lol…i don’t feel like doing it tho… i’ve adapted my own version of netflix and chill at work… while there is no sex (sorry) there is netflix… and of course… i’m chill as fuck.

have a lovely day! and don’t forget On Wednesdays We Wear Pink!

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Random Things In My Brain Today

So apparently if I just improve my posture a little my boobs look lot bigger. super weird. plus I’m kinda noticing how much I slouch over..  even when I’m walking… as a matter of fact that’s what I’m doing right now. I’m on lap 3 of 4 around my building.  Gotta get some exercise in while I’m not doing anything at work.

Another observation of the day… why do these fake ass mobster old men dry clean their sweat suits? Like okay fine you don’t want the material getting beat up in the wash but front creases??? Really???

Next… this lady came into my store today and dropped off a few blouses… she says… this one my cat sat on… totally covered in cat hair. But then she’s like… I told her not to sit on it but she didn’t listen.  She’s not a human!! People like that worry me.

I was a little bit nervous about ordering my lunch from this kid in the pizzeria. .. last time I ordered tuna salad he comes back up to the front and asks me “what exactly do you mean by tuna”? First, is there anyone on the planet that doesn’t know what tuna salad is? And second… it is literally the only item on the menu that contains tuna. So it’s not like he opened the fridge and there were tons of tuna options. He didn’t fuck my angel hair and red sauce up today tho. (Also why I’m currently speed walking around the building )…

almost done with round 4… maybe I’ll go for 5. Gotta check in to make sure the world didn’t fall apart in the store first tho….

Snapchat-8299591214126519006 Snapchat-1649653453381087561total difference. haha..

Kinda Bored…

i’ll just ramble on for a while.

so yesterday was off the charts busy at work… of course, in addition to the tons of customers, i couldn’t get the boiler to light for almost two hours, the dry cleaner mobile wouldn’t start for the majority of the morning, my mid day girl had to go work at the other store cuz someone called out, the clothes were late coming back and i ended up staying until close… today… i’ve had like 3 customers and no major problems so far… the parking lot is even quiet…. and as soon as i get done writing all that… the phone rings and 3 people come in the store… haha… figures…

i really need to start remembering to turn my phone sideways when i’m taking a picture or a video cuz i’m having to edit every single one of them… it’s annoying.. but for some reason if i take them in snapchat it’s fine… unless it’s a video… i wish there was a setting for this… or at least some consistency. i don’t know why but i just can’t get used to holding the phone like a camera… probably because it’s a phone…

i’m having a really hard time deciding what i want to be for Halloween this year… i’d like to have my costume picked out before my nail appointment on Saturday so i could maybe do some sort of theme… i know i want to be a sexy something… i went to the Spirit store by my house but the selection totally sucked… they apparently only sell their brand of costumes now so none of those slutty outfits i usually go for… guess i’m gonna have to make the trek to the party fair a whopping 5 miles away… whatever… i’d really like a slutty rubber ducky costume but i haven’t seen one… so now there’s a lady coming in with a giant laundry basket…. or maybe not… she must be in the UPS store… got up for no reason…

i’m totally slacking on my fitbit steps today… maybe that will give some other a people a chance to catch up… i need to find some people who do a similar amount of steps as i do in a day… the contests i currently participate in should be changed from “workweek hustle” and “weekend warrior” to something more appropriate like “i win” or “why bother” i do like 20k steps a day… okay this guy is definitely coming in here…

i don’t even feel like talking to people today… that’s like super weird. today is gonna be one of those days where i end up taking a mid day nap in the pile of dirty clothes bags… haha…

here’s a picture of someone parked like an idiot from yesterday.

2015-10-12 08.23.50and this dude totally cracked me up… he was bringing his dog to the pet store next to my store…he takes the dog out of the car but the dog like refuses to walk across the parking lot… so what next? carry that giant son-of-a-bitch (haha, literally) across the lot onto the sidewalk (about 200 feet) and obliviously entertain the world while doing so.

2015-10-10 12.29.35that’s just insane… so i have this customer who comes in the store every morning to drop stuff off… every. single. morning. he always gets his stuff for next day… i haven’t seen him in two days… i hope he’s not dead. there’s a guy coming in right now who is super fucking creepy…sweat pants and new balance sneakers kinda creepy… he drives a nice car tho… and the windows aren’t tinted so he can’t hide people in there…

another lady… i don’t know her. she had ink all over her pants… it’s not gonna come out… if anything the chemical is gonna like pull the color from the pants around the ink and make it look even worse… but whatever… i guess for three dollars and eighty cents you gotta give it a shot.

so after her i sat down in my chair… the phone rang…. i got up and answered it… it was my boss… the call waiting went off… hung up with my boss and then there was no one there… the phone rang again… answered it… no one there… rang again… i answered it a little snippy… she said her phone was giving her trouble… i don’t care. that shit’s annoying…

why do people back into parking spots? that is also annoying… it takes like double the time it would if you just parked straight on.

wow so like 15 people just came in pretty much all at once… including my everyday customer who is definitely not dead. so that’s good… the lady with the phone problem also came in… she needed a pants hemmed while she waited for them… that’s like so not what we normally do.

it’s 9:44am… i’ve walked 4699 steps, my heart rate is 81, i’ve gone 2.05 miles, burned 950 calories and i’ve gone up 1 flight of stairs. #SLACKER

it smells like gas in here… better go check that out.

Boiler room selfie!

2015-10-13 09.47.10here’s a brief description of why this thing plagues my existence.

Snapchat-9116182678406207232oh man… i could spend my entire day taking pictures of the broken things in here… anyways… i guess since we need to keep the door open to keep the condensation down that’s why i’m smelling gas… but not all the time… probably just when it relights… like right now. lol

my nose itches… and i gotta pee… and by some sort of dry cleaners miracle there is no one in the bathroom! whoop whoop!

first account of the day has 227 shirts… and no one interrupted me while i was counting them so that’s a total win… the driver should be here soon with my first delivery…. my boss said he was gonna make sure i got all my missing pieces on the first run but i seriously doubt that would be the case considering he doesn’t even know all the pieces cuz he won’t stay on the phone long enough for me to tell him…

it just dawned on my that i left my lunch at home… went to charlie browns last night with the intention of getting salad bar… i got that… and then the veal… it was sooooo good…

well… this day just got super annoying… Creepy McJewish just showed up… apparently he bet my boss he could get from his store to here in 15 minutes using his retarded route through parkway ramps and industrial parks… yeah no… he also did this at 1030 am… we do it at 5pm… big difference… then he forgot his phone here… he came back in frantic… i hid it… haha… he leaves and tears apart his car… comes back in and is like can you call my phone… i’m like call it yourself… i put the phone back where he left it… haha…he’s like “oh here’s my phone”  hahahah… i’m going to hell…

it just got super busy in here for a while.. it’s 11:02 am  6668 steps… still slacking… lol

an old lady just talked my ear off about how costco isn’t going to be taking amex cards anymore starting in march… they offered her a new card to apply for that replaces it and then denied her… ha… gotta love the system.

alright… there is no way this can go on any longer… but i did sneak this in for fun! and of course for putting up with the rant.