Slow Day

Work has slowed down a lot this month… it’s nice for my brain to have the break… it’s given it time to wander into some interesting places… first and foremost… i’m now filling my time with binge watching netflix… this used to be something i’d fill downtime with at work on my computer… now that i bought the smart tv it’s literally consuming my life… i finished csi miami and now i’m about 17 episodes into fringe… i kinda have a weird relationship with netflix… part of me is like… Thanks, Netflix, for only giving me 20 seconds to decide if i wanna waste another 45 minutes of my life doing this… the other part of me is like… my goodness, Netflix… you’re making me wait 20 seconds before you start the next episode… IT’S LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MEEEE!!!!  haha… so yeah…

i joined a gym… again… i’ve been going too… tightened up my diet big time… cut out sugar, bread, milk, cereal, and anything that tastes good… i’ve gained 2lbs. not very motivating…. whatever… keep on swimming…

my most profound thought of the day came earlier today… one of my friends was telling me about her constant battles with a family member always trying to push god on her… after the “they should mind their own fucking business” comments and this great idea where i told her to every day just call her or send her links about food she absolutely thinks is disgusting and try to convince her otherwise… it then dawned on me that this entire god thing is like the original multi-level marketing scheme… and we all know how i feel about that… then i was thinking about it a little longer… pretty much every single person that i see on facebook trying to get other people to buy into their mlm also posts a ton of god christian religious shit… and since this is my blog and i’m always right in my theories… weak minded people need these things… i’m glad i’m not like that… unequivocally, amazingly, inspirational, motivational, OMG your the best (cuz they never use the right one). Grateful, envision, resonate. okay… i’m done poking fun at what only works if you pay a lot of money for it and then harass your friends and family and then go on free trips with other idiots to talk about how awesome everyone in the room is, make a few posts via buffer and then like this is the only product that will ever work on every person on the planet and everyone needs it no other product, diet, workout plan in the history of products, diets and workout plans has ever worked…. basically that entire last rant can be re-written with church words…

i’m so fucking bored today… and cold…

anyways… i have some netflix and get paid to attend to…