“my badge says patrolman… i’ve got no stripes” hahaha… as soon as he sees a guy in a uniform (a particularly sexy guy in a uniform) nick has to go bother him about stupid shit that doesn’t even matter… like what fucking asshole goes and tells an on duty cop about some cop in south orange 30 years ago that got shot to death through his bullet proof vest… like that’s the last thing i would want to hear as i make my way back out to my patrol car… “he bled to death but STAY SAFE OUT THERE!” are you fucking kidding me??? this story of course came complete with touching him and that creepy close talking thing he does to people… perhaps maybe i should start getting all up in peoples personal space to see how long they let me do it… doesn’t negate the creep factor tho… oh and the original reason he went up to him… to ask him why they decided to allow beach access… because no one goes to the beach in this weather… who fucking cares?
in related news… not really sure what i like better… the uniform or the mental picture i’ve drawn of speedo and orange spray tan… this is totally taking my mind off the royal fucking i got this morning on my insurance bill… i’m prolly gonna go home and royally fuck myself later to those images… i can’t even remember the last time i got off so this one should be good…. plus it will give me something to look forward to later…
here’s some pics of dumb shit…
I think most people would like it if you got all up in their space, I know I would. Fwiw.
yeah, I don’t think too many people would mind if you were all up in their space. Haha
I’d love to royally fuck you! 😉 its not right that you haven’t gotten off in a while. 🙁