Warm Bum

The Car Buying Gods were FINALLY on my side!!!! i got the car i wanted with the payment i wanted and all the cool shit in it i wanted!!! 2009 Nissan Maxima with the premium package!!! whoop whoop!! i call him Max! He’s got seat warmers… i’ve never had them before and when the sales dude made a huge deal of them and the steering wheel warmer i kinda made fun of him for such a stupid thing… but i’ve gotta admit… i didn’t know what i was missing… those two things are seriously the best part of the car… especially since it’s -12 degrees outside… haha… Max is also super fast! i feel like i’ve taken 10 years off my life going back to a sporty car. I can’t wait to make him super cool… My favorite people at Auto Image are gonna tint him, give him a cool spoiler, remote starter, shiny wheels and cool ass radio! yay! can’t wait!

MAX!!!! Far far away… next to a shopping cart… perhaps i should move that… haha!!

last night as i crawled my way into bed after yet another exhausting day I decided it’s far more satisfying to set my alarm early and get the guilty pleasure of hitting the snooze button 4 times than it is to set it for the time i actually have to wake up… i feel like i’m getting away with something.. haha… defiant mind of mine… but whatever works right?

another thing before we get started… i find it very annoying when people post vague statuses about going to the emergency room or someone dying… is it just me or is the only thing people want to know is why or how??? so what do i do next… play detective… check previous postings… read through all the comments on peoples “i’m so sorry you were such a good person” posts… and still nothing comes up… try to find a news article… nothing… perhaps check the obituaries in a few days… but they do the same thing… don’t tell you the one detail everyone really wants to know… and for some reason it’s rude to ask… so i’m just putting this out there… if i go to the hospital without being conscience or die suddenly this is what i want…

1. break my phone

2. clear my browser history

3. post on my facebook what the fuck happened to me

this way… there is no awkwardness and people don’t have to feel uncomfortable asking… plus i’m sure the story would be pretty cool to tell anyway….

so a few blogs ago i asked if anyone wanted to see old pics… apparently everyone does!! yay!… so i started going through my computer… i can’t find any… literally the only thing i have is actual pictures… weird… i guess i was either not that smart back then or waaaaay smarter than i am now keeping everything digitally only… so to remedy this… i’m gonna take some time and scan them into my computer… i need a scanner for this… i’m gonna buy one prolly next week or the week after.  if anyone wants to get me one sooner i’ll certainly take it.

One more thing… Congrats to my bestest friend in the whole entire world on her engagement!!! we’re going to the gym like 4 times a week now so we look hot in our dresses… it’s definitely easier to drag ourselves there when we have each other to not let down…

there’s a really creepy lady hobbling around outside and whistling… other than that it’s been a very quiet our here… literally one customer… saturdays are usually busier… but it is january… i’m hoping to take a day off soon and go down to AC for a massagey….

let’s see what we’ve got in the picture vault!

dry cleaning conundrum… dry clean only on one label machine wash on the other… on the same jacket…. whoa!

backed in… but quit in the middle

ugh… i sometimes wonder when will it stop? but then i wouldn’t have anything to post…

maybe he got that X for not being able to spell? i wonder if he’s an ex- chef or ex-chief?

bad picture but this license plate says “bighipz” i suppose that’s okay as long as there’s not a “bigstomach” to go with it.

went in for a slice… and stayed there to eat it… i like the wheels tho…

crooked and stupid.

sign company… hanging a sign… in the air??? maybe on that tree?

and now some pics of me in knee high socks and a thong as requested!

and one from the work bathroom!  good news about that actually… the compressor behind me is getting moved out of there next week… now i’ll be able to take full advantage of the mirror and not get all gross or hurt from touching it!

oh great Nick is back and the door is wide fucking open… it’s only arctic outside… burrrrr…. it used to annoy me when my parents asked me if i live in a barn…. i get it now but what they really meant to ask was… “do you live in a retirement village?”

 

4 thoughts on “Warm Bum

  1. Dayum babe those are some great lookin breasts! You should just post one of your pretty flower but only have it posted for a limited time

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