For Real Tho…

so… i just caught myself doing the weirdest thing… i have this pair of bedtime underwear that’s probably about 5 years old… it’s had this tiny little whole in it for a long time but i’m not really looking to impress the inside of my pajama pants so i’ve kept them… last night i decided that it was time for these to be retired… but not before i washed them… like wtf right? why would i bother washing underwear that’s just going into the trash? probably the same reason i pre-clean my house before the cleaning lady comes over… I’m weird.

i cannot believe it’s been 2 1/2 months since the last time i posted something. i agree with most of you that it’s pretty ridiculous to have to wait so long for an update… but my work life has taken over my entire existence… i used to have nice quiet mornings to sit and write and post pictures and have time to just think… those days are over. the amount of people who have moved into the area has grown so much and the customers come in in packs all day long now. in addition to the customer growth… not a day goes by where i’m not fixing some broken ass machine in my store… some of you have been lucky enough to watch my facebook live videos of that stupidity. i’d have to say… i kinda don’t mind it tho… i’ve got a pretty intense understanding of how all those things work now and i can usually diagnose and fix it pretty quickly now. the only thing i really can’t do on my own is break a pipe… i’m just not strong enough and i don’t have large enough pipe wrenches to jump on it. lol. not that that would ever end well.

another bit of a snafu i’ve been dealing with is my licensing for the boiler that i have in my store. about a year ago i called the wonderful state of NJ and told them i needed to apply for an emergency operating permit for the boiler in the store. i also told them that i needed to apply to take the test to get the proper license permanently. the lady on the phone told me i needed a black seal high pressure. so the following february i started my 12 week 36 hour course at the vo-tech school and sent in my state application… took my test on june 20th. and fail. by 1 question ( you only need a 60% to pass). so i said to the person administering the test that it was weird that i took this class, passed all the practice shit and i really had no clue any of the answers on the test. like none of the shit on the test was related to anything i had learned. it dealt mostly with state compliance and shit like that rather than actual boiler knowledge. i pretty much guessed on the entire thing. the man told me that i should have taken a different course that helps people prepare for the actual test. so i signed up for that. it started in september. this course was geared to teaching the test. i show up the first day and the lady signs me in… gives me material for white seal high pressure special… i’m like noooooo… i’m black seal high pressure. she said the company would check into it with the state and get back to me… 2 more classes go by (4 weeks). the instructor then says to me… this is really fucked up… someone in the state actually took your application… crossed off black seal high pressure and penciled in white seal high pressure special. AND THEN FORGOT TO TELL ME. that’s fucking great right? so i took the wrong course and then the wrong test the first time around. all this from the state that doesn’t allow white out to be used on applications… so now i’m set to take the test again on wednesday. i think i’ll pass this time since i actually learned the stuff i’ll be tested on. so basically… you can’t trust anyone to do their job properly… lesson learned.

it’s been so long that i’ve written on here that i’ve had my new car for 2 months already! she’s so dope. fast as hell too! it’s funny cuz i’m actually a little too small inside of it to sit in the seat and reach the touch screen and the front window buttons. but i don’t care! i also joined a car group which has also been filling in my free time. it’s nice to hangout with people who have similar interests. and of course all the fabulous mopars! i’m new to the whole life-style so my mods are coming slow and not as expensive as some of the other people. i won’t be fucking with the engine or exhaust or anything until after the warranty is up anyway. right now i’ve just done tints, some lettering across the front, a dash cam (that needs to be hardwired), gold rhinestone license plate frames and these cool ass gold crown valve stem covers. i’m also getting the seats reupholstered into leather. those have been ordered so hopefully in the next couple weeks that will get done.

so a few people have told me that some of my videos on mobypicture are not working. i really have no idea how to fix that. the only thing i could probably do is re-post them. for that i would have to find the original files… no idea where those are. some of them are like 2 computers ago. maybe i’ll email their tech support or something. i guess i could start there and hope it’s a problem on their end that can just be resolved without me having to put in any extra effort. haha!

gotta switch the laundry… i’m only doing laundry when i’m home now. there was a dry fire on my block last week. scary shit.

okay… first load totally done 3rd in washer… probably not going to finish all this before the party i have to go to at 1. oh well.

just sent an email about the videos. now we wait.

so what else have i been up to? i shot a gun for the first time ever! it was so much fun! i didn’t do nearly as bad as i thought i would. i shot a 9mm pink glock. of course it was pink. shot it at a pink target! hit it 25 of 26 times. i’m getting fingerprinted for my firearms card thingy next week. i’m not gonna get the handgun purchase permit yet tho… totally need to wait it out on that and they expire quickly.

i have been so busy at work that my collection of people parking badly hasn’t really got much new stuff in it… i do have this gem.so… the township painted this lovely box on the ground to alleviate the gridlock problem that was happening at this super well engineered intersection 50 ft from an intersection and traffic light…  this guy apparently thought they did all that work and posted all of those signs just so he can scoot his dumb fucking car in that space and get to go before everyone else who are abiding by the very unclearly written “don’t block the box” rule. i wish they would actually put a cop there one day to take care of shit like that. wait your turn, guy!

my feet are cold. i could go upstairs and get some socks but i’m not gonna.. lol. just got a notification that my amazon order is on it’s way! yay! i ordered a green comforter set. hopefully it’s not shitty.

so it’s probably hard to tell but this shirt is totally see through. also i have a lot of shoes.

i’ve got couch boobs!

and work boobs!

and bathroom boobs!

this process really does take a significantly longer time when i’m using wifi…

so… i’m gonna attempt to post more frequently than i have been but no promises on that. holiday time is generally crazy.

literally just found a webcam app on my computer… (i’ve only had it over a year)

crappy quality but uploaded fast and i didn’t have to rotate them! that’s a future win i feel.

anywho… i’ve gotta go get ready for this party! enjoy! leave some love in the comments.

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