a day of unsolicited advice…
sometimes i think there is seriously something wrong with me… i cannot be sympathetic or empathetic… probably because i refuse to be anything with pathetic in it… i feel like Facebook is loaded with all these statuses and crap about people making statements like “i can get through this… blah blah blah” or i’m doing so well followed by something that’s intended to keep their motivation up. and my personal favorite the passive – aggressivist… (i made that up) i’m kinda sick of reading all this poor me shit… especially since it never ends. like if your life sucks change it. don’t bring other people down with you. beyond that… everyone has problems… this is why they make support groups so everyone of your kind can sit around and be miserable together while simultaneously getting nothing accomplished. maybe people should go to support groups with people that can actually help each other out by changing focus. you’re never gonna feel better if you don’t let it go and move on. my personal way of change… if you want to feel better about shit just pretend to be fabulous.. then one day you won’t have to pretend anymore. kinda like trying to fake smile or laugh… it only last a second before it’s a real smile or laugh… totally done wondering if it’s a bad thing that i don’t need mantras and self-help and mental health days and feel good slogans and pick me ups to get through a day. not trying to be an asshole or anything… oh wait… maybe i just am an asshole…
dear every fucking customer of mine lately,
STOP TRYING TO TAKE YOUR OWN RECEIPT PAPER!!! YOU ALWAYS TAKE MY COPY TOO AND THEN RIP THE SECOND ONE IT’S EXTREMELY ANNOYING!!!!!! JUST WAIT TWO FUCKING SECONDS AND WE CAN ELIMINATE MOST OF THE THIS CONVERSATION… “are these mine?” *tearing noise* “no, you get one” “oh, which one?” *looks are both papers dumbfounded* THE ONE I WILL FUCKING HAND YOU, ASSHOLE!!!
Moving along… (this one is more like a P.S.A.) Want to cut your workout time in half? Sure! who doesn’t?? How about this… LEAVE YOUR FUCKING PHONE IN THE CAR… i understand small breaks between sets but seriously people get the fuck off the machine and let other people use it if you’re just gonna sit there and text for 3 minutes… you’re actually working out less than you’re resting for and it’s stupid. you’re getting nothing accomplished… be aware of what is going on around you… like the line of people waiting to actually workout more than just their thumbs
totally thinking about starting an advice blog… i’m good at this shit… lol… please post any questions you might seek my lovely form of advice on in the comment section and i’ll answer em!
to answer peoples comments… i’m finding myself really short on time lately… i’m in my busy season now at work… so as soon as i get a few hours to myself where i can actually go through and scan my pictures i will post them… what kind of sexy videos would you like to see? as far as needing a web guy thank you for the offer but i’m good on web guys for now. if that changed i will let you know.
and apparently i left my camera on in my purse… gotta charge it… here’s some pics from my ipod