Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Well… i hope your hard time was better than mine! time to get some work done!!
Friday, July 20, 2012
Friday, July 13, 2012
i’m about a third of the way into the second book in the Fifty Shades series… i’m starting to see Ana Steele as a whining bitch… like calm down and stop being so dramatic… truth be told i’m not even that turned on by the sex in the book… i was hoping for something a little more depraved… i guess i’m just slightly more fucked up than the average woman who buys these books… oh well…
and since several people asked for a video… i thought this one was kinda funny… lol…
Friday, July 6, 2012
So… i went for my annual girl parts examination yesterday… i’d have to say that i was a little disappointed that he skipped the finger in the butt part he did last time… i guess that’s reserved for when i have a problem… so my pussy is perfectly healthy! he informed me that he now does laser hair removal… so i went back and had some done last night on my under arms… it didn’t hurt… but i cannot wear deodorant today… it’s only 9am and i don’t smell yet but the temperature is rising and i’m gonna start getting sweaty soon… anyways… if anyone is interested (guys can totally get it done too) go see Dr. Morgan he’s the best! very reasonable prices as well… 732-477-4422… totally went home and tried to finger my own ass last night to make up for the lack of it at the doctors… still didn’t work… well it worked a little… but there is no chance of me getting anything larger in there…
I’m trying to decide which set of pictures i want to post first… i was gonna do it in order of request but i have no idea what the order is… totally random it is!
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
i’m starting to reach my moron limit. i’m going to be 29 fucking years old in about two weeks… when the fuck are people going to stop asking me what i’m doing for the summer??? I’M FUCKING WORKING!!! like a normal person… anyone who asks me this at my job in the cleaners clearly knows i’m not a school teacher and while i definitely don’t think i look old i sure as hell don’t look like i’m in high school or any other form of school really… further more… i spend 5 consecutive days a week in ridiculous heat (i know i’m not being over dramatic because every single fucking person who walks in this place has something retarded to say like “wow it’s hot in here” “how do you stand the heat” “it’s actually hotter in here than it is outside” “you don’t have air conditioning?” or my personal favorite “stay cool!” YOU STAY COOL MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! ughhhhhhhh) my body is fried by the end of the day… i don’t wanna go to the beach i don’t wanna go do anything outside ever… if i’m not working i wanna be in a place with a nice crisp air conditioning… maybe when the sun goes down and my body temperature reaches normal again i’ll take a minute or two outside but other than that NO WAY! i sometimes wonder if anyone with a nice indoor job ever realized the toll heat takes on the human body… spend your day getting in and out of your sitting in the direct sunlight car about 100 times and then come talk to me about hot weather. or better yet go stick yourself in the dryer.
i’m hungry… and i’ve got a fuck ton of work to do…
Thursday, June 28, 2012
work has slow down so much this week… it’s soooo nice out… everyone is on vacation and yet i’m stuck here… good thing i’ve got a book to read… if you haven’t figured it out by the title of my blog i’m reading Fifty Shades Of Grey… i haven’t gotten too deep into it yet but it’s definitely a catchy story… makes me wanna do some really naughty things… some ideas for a photo shoot are definitely brewing in my head.
there’s a guy in here right now talking to Wil… i can’t understand a word he’s saying… like it’s English but i can’t make out a bit of it… he’s more round than tall looks like a fat Mario and talks like him too… he totally thinks that losing weight to fit in pants is just crazy then gets mad that walmart doesn’t have anything to fit him properly… which reminds me… I’ve been working out consistently for the first time in a long time… i think i’ve found my motivation… going to the gym for more than 15 minutes too! there is this really hot trainer guy there that i like to stare at… i think his name is Travis… haha… but in true LA Fitness tradition i’m sure he won’t be working there for long…
So i’ve found out recently that a lot of people have been reading my blog that i wouldn’t normally expect to read it… that’s awesome!!
I wish i had some more female friends… it’s so hard to make them… i know i’m not exactly an easy person to get used to but i swear i’m totally nice and fun to be around… and that malicious intentions part of my life was so 5 years ago… now i kinda just want someone to go grab dinner with and bullshit about how cute the guys at the bar are… or maybe like a gym buddy… that would be awesome… so if anyone knows any girls that need friends kinda like direct them my way… how pathetic is that…
holy crap nick used a rolling rack… i’m in shock right now… brb
Lakewood inhabitants drive me nuts… first he parked in the middle of the road… second he needs his stuff for today… but it’s summer time and we’re starting earlier and getting done earlier… we don’t even do the cleaning in this store… shirts no problem but suits and pants are a little tough… so i wrote his stuff up and he’s actually driving it down to the other store… haha… whatever…
It’s 930am and i’m starving… i have a feeling this is gonna be one of those blogs that takes me a couple days to finish… i know everyone has been wondering where i’ve been the last few weeks… i wrote a short post the other day… i was kinda trying to hold out until i had the pics and videos done that i want to do… i’m aiming for this weekend… whether it’s with help or by myself i’m getting this shit done!
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Don’t worry everyone I’m still around… just been overwhelmingly busy with work and car and health issues…. all is well tho and I will definitely be posting new content soon! Pretty much every request I’ve gotten lately is coming up really soon! Thanks for asking where I’ve been I really appreciate it! Love you all! 🙂
Enjoy the sweaty work pics!
Friday, June 1, 2012
so it’s been a week and a half since i fired looney toons… i’ve been i such a better mood. i’ve been working more hours but my brain is far less stressed! bonus! i can have a conversation with a person without weird off topic no one cares what you have to say interjections!! it was my first firing too… i think i did pretty well… i wasn’t mean!! i wanted to just rip her to shreds and ask her why it’s so hard for a person who does nothing in life (no school, no kids, no other job, no household to maintain) to make it to work to a part-time job 3 miles from your house on the days and times you’re supposed to be there completely awake and alert with your make-up and hair already done your cigarette already smoked and your coffee already gotten? why is this hard at 1 in the afternoon? it’s not like it’s 7am. why can’t you realize when customers don’t want to hear your life story? (they really don’t care) why can’t you remember things after being told over and over again? why do you think it’s okay to try to intimidate your other co-workers with the intention of trying to get them to quit? no one cares how big your boyfriends dick is or your latest racist joke that you made up yourself that no one gets cuz it doesn’t make sense… but the really really sad part is she didn’t even attempt to keep the job. didn’t ask for one more chance… didn’t even offer an explanation that made any sense for not showing up. i let people get away with a lot of shit but i’m not an idiot. don’t fucking lie to me. and this, kids, is why you shouldn’t do drugs.
so… i went to the wells fargo yesterday to get some change for the store… why do i feel like every single time i go there it’s everyone’s first time in a bank ever? like hasn’t it been long enough for every single person in the world who gets a paycheck to know that you cannot cash a check in the drive thru unless you have an account??? i knew that when i was like 14… that’s almost 15 fucking years ago!!! it hasn’t changed… go inside motherfucker! as far as the tellers… i really think most of them need a math class… i want to be able to go into the bank with 100$ tell them i need 50 single 2 rolls of quarters 2 dimes 2 nickels 3 fives and 1 more single and not have them look at me with this blank stare and then make me repeat myself or my personal favorite “let me write that down”… WRITE THAT DOWN???? are you fucking kidding meeee??? not for nothing… how else would you make change of a hundred with all those components… even if she gave me the extra 16$ just in singles it woulda been fine… if you work in a bank… be good at math. or at least be good at listening the first time…
Monday, May 21, 2012
i’m fairly certain the dude walking around the plaza right now is a drug dealer… he keeps getting into different cars… for some reason they security guards aren’t here this early… crime never happens during the day. idiots.
i can’t remember what time i took my allergy pill yesterday… i would imagine i either forgot to take it or i took it very early because if it was still working i prolly wouldn’t feel they way i do right now… i suppose i could just take another one… what’s the worst that can happen? lol if anything i could certainly use the nap…
it’s fucking freezing in here… i just attempted to take a picture of my hard nipples but a customer came in… oops… i’ll try again later..
i’m kinda wondering… i’m the type of person who always says “have a good day” to every customer… i never vary… it’s never have a nice holiday or weekend or anything like that… so when i say “have a good day” and they follow up with “have a nice weekend” are they trying to 1 up me? like do they think they are better because they are wishing me more than just a good day?? maybe i should just be like “HAVE A NICE LIFE!!!” then i win…
it’s been like stupid busy in here for the last 2 hours… i like it. and i’ve still got 1 hour and 40 minutes until i’ve gotta be that bitchy boss who points out all the mistakes… it would be so much easier to tell people all the shit they do wrong if i got to leave after… or had like an office to go to… it kinda sucks when i’ve gotta be like.. “uhh you’re a total fuck up and i hope this is the last time i have to tell you the same thing” and then be in the same space as the person… lol… i can’t possibly wait til the end of the day cuz that’s just not my style…
alrighty… so it’s monday already… this weekend was crazy… i had the day off on saturday to go to my niece’s first birthday party… had to stop into work first to pay the girls… walked in and i’ve got one calling the other one a bitch… LOL… so yesterday i went and bought job applications from staples and today i posted an ad on craigslist. i am done with this bullshit. this girl really acts like a child. then she thinks i must be naive or something and tries to play it off like she was just trying to help. sorry darlin’ i got 3 people saying you’re nagging on this woman trying to get her to quit. homey don’t play dat.
Monday, May 14, 2012
yesterday… my blender exploded… i was making cream of mushroom soup… i poured it into the blender put the lid on attempted a puree and the glass cracked and ridiculously hot mushrooms and broth went flying all over my kitchen, on my arms and face… i must say being covered in little pieces of mushroom and onion was totally sucky… i’ve got these tiny little burns all over my arms… the worst part about this is i had to throw out the remaining soup… can’t chance eating glass… and it smelled SOOOOOO good too… i’m pretty sure my house still smells like it considering it landed in pretty much every spot there was in my kitchen… good thing the cleaning ladies are coming today cuz i was totally not dealing with that shit… lol…. i need a new blender… maybe with a plastic pitcher.
so last week i posted on my facebook that i was looking to hire someone in my store… i had one girl come to see me… she seemed really nice. she was polite to the customers but none of that mattered because she came in to fill out an application wearing a spaghetti strap tank top with all her tattoos showing… ughh… i really don’t wanna know you have tattoos the second you walk in the door and a full shirt woulda been nice too… i know this is a dry cleaner but it’s still a job and most importantly it’s my career (which i take seriously). don’t get me wrong, while tattoos aren’t my choice of expression, i don’t mind them. work is just not the place to be showing them off.
i have been like unusually tired lately… i keep thinking i’m getting sick but then a few days go by and nothing happens except the tiredness… i’ve been sleeping pretty well so i don’t think that is the problem… work has been insanely busy… i like it this way… and on saturday when i found out that my store has been making more money than lakehurst for the last couple months i threw myself a little party in my head… i can’t wait til the next time one of those bitches down there gives me shit about how much work is for one day or how many times i call the other store… they are so ignorant down there that i truly believe they don’t even understand that there is another store that runs and has customers. but now… NOW i can be like… my store is busier than yours and i do it with less people so take that evil stupids. hahahahahhahahhaha!!!!