New section dedicated to posting all the dumb shit i find on Facebook… mostly grammatical errors and things that just don’t add up. Basically, a place for me to make grown ass adults look like they didn’t attend a day of school.
You know a really good way to get yourself out of a crappy situation? post about it on social media.
Why is this a fucking thing? Fuck off.
Dude gets cracked with a 40oz for bad spelling/grammar!
If your first attempt to troll the internet for sympathy doesn’t work…
Just up your numbers by a few…
Are you fucking kidding me? No one does that.
suprrblow? yeah try youporn.com
I hope one of your free-range rescue chickens tells you to fuck off in chicken language. Also, your kids are going to be giant pussies.
Oh yes… because we have to look FORWARD to something that’s currently happening…
I thought the present was good? Does anyone actually read these??
This Fucking Guy!
so the last two years of habits and affirmations were no good? in two years from now will this one be no good too?
…and so is the level of bullshit.
No, YOU’RE ridiculous!
…and now this shit is being texted directly to my phone… cool.
It’s a great day for a midday picnic in the bank parking lot.
Removed stop sign… posted power washing sign. I feel like this would have made for sense for an auto body shop.
Unless it’s AIDS… Gotta think negative for that….
At least if the actors are singing the songs we won’t be able to tell which your / you’re they are using.
Lay off the bake… THEN take to the internet.
What is wrong with kids these days is that when they went to school they didn’t pay attention to which their / there / they’re they’re supposed to use in a giant run on sentence status.
Might need an interpreter for this one.
Where do i even begin? Here’s my advice… Read it through… Then… when you’re absolutely at your most confused… read it again slowly… then… take comfort in knowing that i do not think she currently lives in NJ.
Kids, don’t fuck washers, fuck bitches.
So… do you want kids? Or naah?
We all know how i feel about daily affirmations… but this one is kinda a stretch… This is stupid.
They are???? I’m pretty sure that law has been on the book for a while…
Next time you could righted out the garbage left out of the snow with shoes on… I think it’s better that way
They’re*. to*. It bothers me that the only concern is the dog blanket….
i feel like things like this should just be kept to yourself… it’s hard to have sympathy for someone who a. gets themselves into a situation like this and b. 2 litter and too.
for starters… finally? whole? bedding? alcohol? either?
you’re? you’re? instead? existent? not sure what ride off in deff even refers to. okay?
i prefer my broke before my tired.
to? to? he’s? than? ghgiodfnrakdhgirofvnbsfdkbfadn;oi makes more sense.
350 million / 500k / 4 years = $175.00 per person. per year. quitting my job now!