My video got flagged… that’s a bummer… so before I post anymore… does anyone know any ways that I could safely post them? Maybe a way to post a link instead of uploading it directly… I’m not very internet savvy but I know youtube is not an option.  I’m also not really sure how those youporn or redtube sites work either so if anyone can help me out I’m sure it will benefit us all greatly!

So I’m almost through the busy season at work..  I’m so glad about that because I’m on the verge of a mental breakdown… I’m really just sick of being surrounded by stupid idiots… like why can’t people just take pride in their job?  I feel like a broken record with the amount of times I have to say the same thing over and over… I’m also feeling under paid under appreciated and just plain disrespected… I know blah blah blah… but it’s my blog and I’ll bitch if I want to!

Enough of that shit… I’m writing this blog on my phone because it’s portable and I’m laying in bed right now… I’ve got so many awesome ideas in my head that I want to share with everyone and I know I’ve been slacking lately… so here’s one for the person who wanted a picture of my underwears pulled tight against my girl parts!

Enjoy and be patient with me I’m a busy girl!

Thursday, October 4, 2012

My First Hater!!

Whoop! Whoop!  although this seems like a weird thing to be happy about, i’m absolutely stoked!! like… i feel like my blog is getting more exposure than just the people i know right now!!  yay!!

i wanna start off by saying i LOVE my followers to death!! and thanks so much for all the nice comments. it really makes me feel good when people compliment me so nicely. not just about my pictures but about the things i write about and how i write them.

this comment was my first not nice one.

Cutest lil nipples ha ha ha yea rite all you need is some syrup for those pancakes and a fat boy would be filled all week and not to be mean but your outfit is ugly don’t you make good money I can tell you don’t have style but u can hire someone to pick out your cloths! And I will never know why my seventeen yr old step son looks at this page it’s all complaining and the only skin you show are those balloons and by the time you get to my age no one is going to want to see them so do your self a favor and get a caree bc selling your ass isn’t going to have a ss check at the end when your All dried up

i’ve decided to respond to this because this person (who doesn’t like what i do) seems to dedicate time to me. i think it’s fair that i dedicate some time back. in a purely factual way, of course.

1. i will refer to you as anonymous seeing as you don’t want to put yourself out there in the manor i do. i’m also not sure if you are male or female. probably female since you bash me. there’s not a man in the world that would spend this much effort on someone who does not matter to them.
2. i agree. i do not have little nips. but i wouldn’t exactly classify my boobs as pancakes. that would require them to be flat. (like a pancake). however, i’m sure plenty of people would enjoy licking syrup off them for a week regardless of their shape.
3. if you need to start a sentence with “not to be mean” you’re kinda contradicting yourself right off the bat. it’s okay that you don’t like my outfit… if we all dressed the same the world would be boring.
4. i seriously doubt it would be financially responsible to hire a stylist on a dry cleaners salary. i think you think i’m a dancer or into porn of some sort. i am not.
5. are you sure it’s your step-son and not your husband? either way they both are welcomed on my blog.
6. i suppose you can say i complain a lot but it’s about real life situations that people can relate to.  i prefer to call them rants that other people can identify with. everyone needs someone sometimes right? i’m all about making people feel like they are part of something.
7. balloons? i thought they were pancakes? stay consistent here, you’re send mixed signals. also, yes! you are right i mostly just show my boobs. i’m not sure if you’re complaining that i’m not showing more or try to insult me for showing them at all? please be more specific.
8. i’m not sure what your age is but by the time i get there i’ll have had my boobs replaced with new ones and they will be looking just as chipper as they do now. enhancing my body for my benefit has never been an issue for me. showing it off is something i do because i can for now. i’m not disillusioned and ignorant to the fact that looks don’t last forever. i do believe if you got it, flaunt it! selling my ass has never been an option for me and if you didn’t notice my blog is free.
9. i have a career. been at it for 12 years now. this is something i do for fun. also, did you know that adult entertainment is and has always been the largest most profitable industry in the world?
10. i’m not sure if you watched the presidential debate last night but what i got from it is social security and medicare as we know it will be a thing of the past by the time i get to retirement. i plan on retiring with the money i make off of rental properties and other financial investments. but i do know how much easier it would be to live off what the government thinks is best for me, i choose not to.
11. “when your all dried up” should actually be “when you’re all dried up.” and when i am all dried up i can look back on my life and be happy that i did the things i wanted to do with the time i had when i was young and more moist.

anywho…  so i wasn’t able to get the car i wanted. the reason why was absolutely absurd. apparently, even tho i did a bankruptcy over a year ago some company was still reporting negatively to my credit report. so if anyone knows how i would go about fixing something like this i could use the guidance.

i know i say this a lot but work has been super busy lately. definitely not complaining about that… especially in this economy. it would be nice to be able to take a day or two off tho.

today i’m going to post the bathtub pictures request!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

No Shoes No Shirt

But ya still get service(d)… haha… for some reason i haven’t had a problem asking dudes to be shirtless for the sake of being shirtless lately… in fact… i’m up to three in as many days… unfortunately for me it’s prolly the worst places ever… either way… there’s nothing like gazing in some hypnotic state from afar at really sexy man muscles… especially when those come fuck me lines just draw my eyes down to happy town… i’m pretty sure that’s actually why there are mirrors on the gym walls… it’s definitely so the people on the cardio equipment can have a view from both sides…. sure does pass the time… passes the time later, too, when i have some nice things to masturbate to. i really do spend endless amounts of time wondering what a guy’s cock looks like… haha

i’m feeling like i sold myself short yesterday… i surprised myself a little bit with my restraint. unneeded and in hindsight totally unnecessary… i’m not sure what it was…. all the elements were there… motive, opportunity, means, privacy, willing conspirators… next time… next time… save myself the 80 bucks too. perhaps i needed a little push… or a command. like i knowww but like i really needed to be sure…

so i went to atlantic city last week… got a nice room at harrahs for wednesday and thursday nights… wednesday night i chatted it up with a guy that was down there… it was nice to have an intelligent conversation without it turning into an all out debate… i think it’s funny to watch people react to the fact that i put half naked pictures on the internet… it’s like they never believe me, i show them and they’re like OMG that’s you??!!!  also the cupcakes at bill’s burger bar are to die for… red velvet cake with this fudge injected into the middle then cream cheese icing and the whole top is covered in the most delicious sprinkles ever!! the burgers were good too. but mostly the cupcake.

met two more dudes at the bar for dinner the next night… one was a software programmer… he explained to me why everyone’s iphone sucks ass when it comes to watching my videos… apparently google and apple had a little disagreement and google doesn’t allow apple to use their shit anymore… kinda a bummer…

well gotta get ready for work! finish this a bit later…

okay… for some reason it’s been pretty quiet in here today… monday and tuesday were nuts… damn jewish holidays… anyways… i’ve got some pictures!

Let the chaos commence!!