Forgot The Title

I know the use of this next word is gonna be my demise but so far it’s been a nice quiet morning… not too hot in here either… got the billing done, climbed on ladders, blew down the boiler, got all my phone calls done, accounted for pretty much everything for the week, 40k steps ahead of the person in 2nd place in my fitbit contest… i can totally afford to sit for a bit and write a blog.

on monday i installed two cameras in my store… we’ve been having a few random problems around here lately and i feel like cameras would make people more accountable… also i like to watch them when i’m not here… i’m sure the novelty of that will wear off soon tho… i’ve found that sometimes i just don’t want to know. a lot of times i just don’t want to know.. but these will definitely be helpful the next time a customer reaches over and takes money out of the drawer when the girl isn’t paying attention…or when the cops come in on their monthly cycle and ask if we’ve got parking lot facing cameras… this place is so unique in it’s ability to be reallllly rich, really poor, and really insane all in about 1 square mile…. endless source of entertainment tho.

there’s a big truck blocking my back loading area… this annoys me… gotta share the space. hopefully he will be gone before my driver gets here… and hopefully my driver gets here soon… got a lot of places to get to today…

i’ve got a few pictures of people parking badly… i can’t wait to have videos of people driving badly from this camera!! missed one yesterday… i was literally walking back from the mailbox with the package that had the SD cards in it for the cameras when chaos erupted… it was good because it was old person potential car accident, horns blowing, other people a few cars back not seeing what was happening and honking because no one was moving AND the most coolest women i’ve ever encountered commentating on the entire thing and subsequently getting into a “fuck you” screaming match with one of the other participants…. epic.

Never gets old.

Lots of people were honking at this dude

Cuz there’s no other people on this earth but you, guy

Different Plaza… Same Idiots

This lady… gotta get that lottery!

Fire Zone Brigade!

This looks reasonable… if you’re driving a car blind.

so… i haven’t used my instagram in over a year… but lately all these people keep following me… i do not know why… the last picture is from like last june… i should just delete the account… or like suspend it or something… i can’t do the whole multiple social media platform thing… i tried to get back into twitter but that lasted like 2 days… i haven’t even really used snapchat in a while either… i can’t even take a picture and send it to everyone on my friends list at once because there are too many… the only way is to do my story and let people seek it out… kinda dumb.

i have some more pictures from my birthday trip to post…

here’s a few

First night dinner outfit!


close up!

in our private dining booth with the curtain drawn

So here’s some boobs and some forks!

delivery just got here… shirts aren’t done yet tho… few minutes off today… hopefully it will catch up.

okay… 66 more orders for today… those probably won’t be complete for another 5 hours… maybe longer… it’s now an hour later than it was when i started writing this… found some things to do i guess…

let’s see what other birthday pics i’ve got to put up…

Fabulous Birthday Dinner Outfit!

Butt looking on point…

makeup looking good! can kinda see a nip too!

Sexy couch pics!


any outfit with sneakers is the best!

still pretty quiet around here… my worker should be in a few minutes then breakfast time… been working really hard at keeping my calories under 1000 everyday… been working out everyday too… i’m about a 1500 to 2000 calorie deficit a day right now… i haven’t lost anything significant in two weeks tho… i’m hoping if i just stick to it a bunch will drop off all at once…. that would be really nice because it’s starting to frustrate me a little bit… my next cheat day will be two sundays from now… i’m having a bbq… i’ve invited people who all can’t give me a yes or no but i don’t care if i’m cooking for 15 or for 2… potato salad, pasta salad, baked beans, deviled eggs, hotdogs, hamburgers, watermelon… those things will be happening. even if it starts at breakfast time. lol

got a few more pics…

Getting ready to go out!

should have picked having breakfast over posting pictures cuz now it’s busy! oh well!


Pool Day

So this passed Sunday was like the first time in years Danielle and I had a day off with no kid and absolutely nothing to do… so we took advantage of that in the best way possible… shopping, Bubbakoos, getting aimlessly lost in Holiday City and lounging out by the pool…

Literally got that sentence typed and a machine broke… they really can’t be like trying to clean down in the machines… one of the read switches was slightly out of place and it made the machine want to put the buck in and out at the same time… which is not a thing.

anyways… my birthday is 8 days from now!! got a bunch of stuffs planned down in AC… mostly has to do with eating cupcakes… I’m very excited about the cupcakes! 6 of them in different flavors all to myself! I’ve got some stuffs posted on my wishlist if anyone wants to get me a gift.

I finished watching all 8 seasons of the Vampire Diaries on Sunday… My brain feels empty… I’m not sure i’m ready to pick a new show to binge watch… maybe i’ll do a few movies… far less commitment. Netflix really does take over my life.

It’s super quiet here today… this is how it’s supposed to be in July… not that off the charts crazy shit that was going on last week… it’s like not even fair… i think it’s because there’s so much building of houses going on around here… the volume of people is insane. I hired a new lady to work a few hours here and a few hours in the other store to hopefully take some of the annoyances out of my day… she’s got 20 years of dry cleaning experience… I hope the assholes down at Lakehurst don’t run her out with their nasty comments and bad attitudes.

A lady just called on the phone inquiring about getting her bras taken in because she lost 64lbs. I think with that much of a difference it’s time to buy new. I’m down like 28lbs and none of my old stuff still fit… can’t image more than double of that…

Pool Pics!

alrighty… normally after i post the pictures I assume people stop reading but i’m still pretty bored… had a few customers and a few phones calls but it’s only 930… it’s still earlier than I normally eat breakfast and the driver shouldn’t be here for another 30 minutes or so… what to do?

oh i remember! i need reasonable suggestions for photo shoots and funny videos… i like how to videos or maybe answer questions type videos… let me know in the comment sections or send me an email.

holy crap i almost forgot the pool videos!!

Pool Day 1

Pool Day 2

Pool Day 3

hopefully y’all scrolled down long enough to get to those lol